You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


ThomasW - Oct 04, 2011 12:36:10 pm PDT #741 of 1328
Anything for a weird life.

I ... I've been COMM(A)'d.

I'll admit, as someone who was introduced to the community through the BRQG, it's a little disconcerting.


Burrell - Oct 06, 2011 7:19:55 pm PDT #742 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Jesse: It's some sci-fi-y thing where time is currency or some shit, but I'm not sure I care.

billytea: Seriously? They were in a meeting, some guy said "Can we hurry this up people, time is money", and they decided to make a movie on that? What'll be next, do you think?

  • Mission Impossible 5: Fail to Plan, Plan to Fail
  • Julia Roberts stars in "Marry in Haste, Repent at Leisure"
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers 2: There's No "I" in Team


Cashmere - Oct 15, 2011 12:48:53 pm PDT #743 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

Sue, in Natter:

I am curently staging Occupy My Couch.


Steph L. - Oct 17, 2011 7:41:04 am PDT #744 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Natter --

Tom Scola: The constant drumming at OWS seems to have finally stopped. Unfortunately, they now have bagpipe players.

I expect Goldman Sachs will capitulate soon.


Beverly - Oct 17, 2011 11:15:44 pm PDT #745 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Supernatural,

Theresa: But if he snaps and turns evil, there better be leather pants.


Toddson - Oct 18, 2011 6:46:24 am PDT #746 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

dcp in Boxed Set

Zombies shuffle at the speed of plot

(in a discussion of Walking Dead, if you must have context)


billytea - Oct 18, 2011 10:37:42 am PDT #747 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(in a discussion of Walking Dead, if you must have context)

And there was I thinking it was a reference to Plants vs Zombies.


dcp - Oct 18, 2011 1:27:13 pm PDT #748 of 1328
I have grown older, but not up.

I thought everyone would recognize it as a re-write of the Star Trek joke, "How fast is Warp 9? Just as fast as the story needs it to be, and no faster."


Beverly - Oct 26, 2011 2:56:25 pm PDT #749 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Movies,

tommyrot: Now I'm picturing a movie with velociraptors on an airship. The airship uses helium, and at one point the velociraptors run through a big helium gas bag, causing their roars to become high-pitched squeals. Then when they corner some humans, the humans just laugh so the velociraptors just slink away.

The movie could be steampunk, so the velociraptors can wear goggles.


Scrappy - Oct 29, 2011 8:26:15 am PDT #750 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The inimitable Tep, in Natter.

Tep: So, the other night *I* made grilled cheese & tomato soup for dinner, and burned the grilled cheese (this is why Tim makes the grilled cheese instead of me, but he was disassembling the drill press that night).

The smoke detector didn't go off that night, so I just asked Tim to test it. He reached into the depths of the credenza and pulled out an incense stick (a heretofore unknown incense stick; color me unsurprised). He lit it and stood under the smoke detector and waved it. The alarm went off immediately.

"Well," I said, "we know no hippies will break in."