'War Stories'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
I'm catching up in Natter today:
Sophia Brooks: I have had multiple people ask me why I worked, since I claim to lean toward socialism. I think they think if you believe in socialism, it means that you want "something for nothing" and are lazy and just want to lay around and have everything given to you.
Jessica: To be fair, I do want this. But as a lifestyle, not a political system.
Allyson in Natter:
I'm still trying to get over the fact that pineapples don't grow on trees. You could have waited a couple of years for me to accept this before laying this banana shit down at my feet.
Toddson in Natter:
You know what's ordinary? The sun comes up in the morning and goes down at night. The seasons turn, plants grow, die, and new ones grow. People come together and sometimes they're nasty, but as often as not they're kind to each other. They make new people, and those people grow, and the cycle repeats. And, sometimes, a group of people find each other and provide support, encouragement, laughs and tears.
Ordinary isn't so bad.
Beverly beat me to it!
Nice one, Todd.
context, shmontext
They are the teeth of my enemies. Wait til you see what my underwear is made of.
Zenkitty, in Natter (for those who do click on ita's links)
Tommyrot, in Natter:
My Bear Contingency Plan consists of pointing off to the side and saying, "Hey look--Goldilocks!" and then running away while the bear is distracted.
leN sums up one of my core beliefs in Bitches:
Vortex,
I'm not seeing the glitter problem. Glitter is awesome.
Please explain.
ita ! in Natter.
The internet is a big place. Some people are standing too close.
Context? We don't need no stinkin context.
Hil R. in Natter:
My circle of friends in college included Big Dan, Little Dan, Drunk Dan, Boston Dan, and Squirrelly Dan.
Connie Neil in Natter:
When it comes to sexuality, my brain tries to keep up, then just flops and goes "I like guys. I like guys who like guys. May you like who you like in peace, and please don't startle the cat."