Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Toddson - Sep 06, 2011 4:32:16 am PDT #730 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

context, shmontext

They are the teeth of my enemies. Wait til you see what my underwear is made of.

Zenkitty, in Natter (for those who do click on ita's links)


Scrappy - Sep 08, 2011 7:35:01 am PDT #731 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tommyrot, in Natter:

My Bear Contingency Plan consists of pointing off to the side and saying, "Hey look--Goldilocks!" and then running away while the bear is distracted.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 6:55:31 am PDT #732 of 1328
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

leN sums up one of my core beliefs in Bitches:

Vortex,

I'm not seeing the glitter problem. Glitter is awesome.

Please explain.


Typo Boy - Sep 10, 2011 6:09:19 pm PDT #733 of 1328
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

ita ! in Natter.

The internet is a big place. Some people are standing too close.

Context? We don't need no stinkin context.


quester - Sep 14, 2011 5:06:51 pm PDT #734 of 1328
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Hil R. in Natter:

My circle of friends in college included Big Dan, Little Dan, Drunk Dan, Boston Dan, and Squirrelly Dan.


Zenkitty - Sep 14, 2011 5:38:59 pm PDT #735 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Connie Neil in Natter:

When it comes to sexuality, my brain tries to keep up, then just flops and goes "I like guys. I like guys who like guys. May you like who you like in peace, and please don't startle the cat."


Strix - Sep 18, 2011 5:36:17 pm PDT #736 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Literary, discussing Jane Austen's Mansfield Park:

Dana: Hmph. The heroine is spineless and the hero is a drip.

Anne W.: For a moment, I thought you were talking about Twilight.


smonster - Sep 20, 2011 3:25:15 pm PDT #737 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Connie makes a wise observation in Natter:

I sometimes think the goal of medical treatment is to force people to put "Patient" in the box marked Occupation.


Cashmere - Sep 28, 2011 5:15:26 am PDT #738 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Natter, re: death notification

Toddson

If you become undead, you're responsible for your own notifications.


Typo Boy - Sep 29, 2011 8:19:19 am PDT #739 of 1328
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Erin, in Business;

I slept. Bed at 9:30 pm, up at 5 am. WHAT SICK MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?