Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Beverly - Aug 31, 2011 10:36:43 am PDT #728 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Toddson in Natter:

You know what's ordinary? The sun comes up in the morning and goes down at night. The seasons turn, plants grow, die, and new ones grow. People come together and sometimes they're nasty, but as often as not they're kind to each other. They make new people, and those people grow, and the cycle repeats. And, sometimes, a group of people find each other and provide support, encouragement, laughs and tears.

Ordinary isn't so bad.


beekaytee - Aug 31, 2011 10:50:51 am PDT #729 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant

Beverly beat me to it!

Nice one, Todd.


Toddson - Sep 06, 2011 4:32:16 am PDT #730 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

context, shmontext

They are the teeth of my enemies. Wait til you see what my underwear is made of.

Zenkitty, in Natter (for those who do click on ita's links)


Scrappy - Sep 08, 2011 7:35:01 am PDT #731 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tommyrot, in Natter:

My Bear Contingency Plan consists of pointing off to the side and saying, "Hey look--Goldilocks!" and then running away while the bear is distracted.


§ ita § - Sep 10, 2011 6:55:31 am PDT #732 of 1328
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

leN sums up one of my core beliefs in Bitches:

Vortex,

I'm not seeing the glitter problem. Glitter is awesome.

Please explain.


Typo Boy - Sep 10, 2011 6:09:19 pm PDT #733 of 1328
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

ita ! in Natter.

The internet is a big place. Some people are standing too close.

Context? We don't need no stinkin context.


quester - Sep 14, 2011 5:06:51 pm PDT #734 of 1328
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Hil R. in Natter:

My circle of friends in college included Big Dan, Little Dan, Drunk Dan, Boston Dan, and Squirrelly Dan.


Zenkitty - Sep 14, 2011 5:38:59 pm PDT #735 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Connie Neil in Natter:

When it comes to sexuality, my brain tries to keep up, then just flops and goes "I like guys. I like guys who like guys. May you like who you like in peace, and please don't startle the cat."


Strix - Sep 18, 2011 5:36:17 pm PDT #736 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

In Literary, discussing Jane Austen's Mansfield Park:

Dana: Hmph. The heroine is spineless and the hero is a drip.

Anne W.: For a moment, I thought you were talking about Twilight.


smonster - Sep 20, 2011 3:25:15 pm PDT #737 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Connie makes a wise observation in Natter:

I sometimes think the goal of medical treatment is to force people to put "Patient" in the box marked Occupation.