ita speaks the truth in Natter:
Porn is something to be pulled, not pushed, in my universe.
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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aurelia - Jun 06, 2011 4:16:47 pm PDT #688 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Jessica - Jun 07, 2011 2:27:26 am PDT #689 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Cass speaks the truth:
How does my artichoke have more debris at the end of my dinner than it did when I started. They are bigger on the inside. The TARDIS of vegetables.
Calli - Jun 07, 2011 2:11:04 pm PDT #690 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From the movies thread:
ita: When did you see Jessica Alba in drag? I'm curious to see if I can ever regard her other than as a humongous waste of space. I totally fail to get her.
P.M. Marcontell: In my head. Often. But also, for real, as Chaplin when she was pregnant with Honor.
billytea: I like the sound of that. Did she fall pregnant to a Klingon?
smonster - Jun 08, 2011 10:48:04 am PDT #691 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Natter:
ita: Why do I want to get boudoir pictures taken? There's a very appealing relevant Groupon today.
tommyrot: Because it's 87% off!
billytea: That's how you can tell that they're boudoir pictures.
aurelia - Jun 12, 2011 10:04:04 pm PDT #692 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Matt the Bruins fan, in Natter.
Angela Lansbury looks great as always. I think she's figured out how to do the Dorian Gray thing, except instead of a portrait it's Mel Gibson that's aging for her.
Trudy Booth - Jun 13, 2011 6:20:18 pm PDT #693 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L.: Y'all, I e-mailed with Jilli, and there's no reason she can't have alcohol on a *very* occasional basis. The drug that told her she shouldn't have alcohol with it *does* lose its effectiveness when the patient is a chronic alcohol drinker. But one drink, very once in a while, won't do anything other than make her loopy.
So I hope she's having that absinthe now, or on her way to having it.
Dana: That is possibly the most Buffista piece of advice ever given.
omnis_audis - Jun 14, 2011 9:08:54 pm PDT #694 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
you might need to be a BSG fan to get this, but I was rolling in the aisle when I read this.
In the Games thread, starting off a new round of BSG
LAGA: Oh yes. Gaeta isn't in this chain-of-command I've been looking at. Where does he fall?
BILLYTEA: Wherever he is when he forgets to put on the artifical leg.
Laga - Jun 15, 2011 11:57:08 am PDT #695 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Is it bad form to quote myself? I'm just the lead in, expressing some discomfort at the graphic content of the Supernatural thread...
Laga - must remember not to read thread while eating
Toddson - Well, between grossness and spitting liquid on your monitor/keyboard, it really isn't safe.
Hey! The Buffista Diet! We DARE you to get through an entire meal!
Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2011 3:53:45 pm PDT #696 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ita: NO ONE IS GAY ENOUGH TO MAKE SHADOW WHITE.
Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2011 4:54:51 am PDT #697 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
me: The NY Post changed their headline from "WEINER PULLS OUT" to "WEINER WRAPS IT UP"
SuziQ: Cause that is so much better?
Jesse: Barrier methods are proven more effective than withdrawal, right?