In Natter:
ita: Why do I want to get boudoir pictures taken? There's a very appealing relevant Groupon today.
tommyrot: Because it's 87% off!
billytea: That's how you can tell that they're boudoir pictures.
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
smonster - Jun 08, 2011 10:48:04 am PDT #691 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
aurelia - Jun 12, 2011 10:04:04 pm PDT #692 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Matt the Bruins fan, in Natter.
Angela Lansbury looks great as always. I think she's figured out how to do the Dorian Gray thing, except instead of a portrait it's Mel Gibson that's aging for her.
Trudy Booth - Jun 13, 2011 6:20:18 pm PDT #693 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L.: Y'all, I e-mailed with Jilli, and there's no reason she can't have alcohol on a *very* occasional basis. The drug that told her she shouldn't have alcohol with it *does* lose its effectiveness when the patient is a chronic alcohol drinker. But one drink, very once in a while, won't do anything other than make her loopy.
So I hope she's having that absinthe now, or on her way to having it.
Dana: That is possibly the most Buffista piece of advice ever given.
omnis_audis - Jun 14, 2011 9:08:54 pm PDT #694 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
you might need to be a BSG fan to get this, but I was rolling in the aisle when I read this.
In the Games thread, starting off a new round of BSG
LAGA: Oh yes. Gaeta isn't in this chain-of-command I've been looking at. Where does he fall?
BILLYTEA: Wherever he is when he forgets to put on the artifical leg.
Laga - Jun 15, 2011 11:57:08 am PDT #695 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Is it bad form to quote myself? I'm just the lead in, expressing some discomfort at the graphic content of the Supernatural thread...
Laga - must remember not to read thread while eating
Toddson - Well, between grossness and spitting liquid on your monitor/keyboard, it really isn't safe.
Hey! The Buffista Diet! We DARE you to get through an entire meal!
Trudy Booth - Jun 15, 2011 3:53:45 pm PDT #696 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ita: NO ONE IS GAY ENOUGH TO MAKE SHADOW WHITE.
Tom Scola - Jun 17, 2011 4:54:51 am PDT #697 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
me: The NY Post changed their headline from "WEINER PULLS OUT" to "WEINER WRAPS IT UP"
SuziQ: Cause that is so much better?
Jesse: Barrier methods are proven more effective than withdrawal, right?
smonster - Jun 17, 2011 6:39:21 am PDT #698 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Natter, an inspired vision for royal millinery -
sumi: I wonder of Beatrice and Eugenie got a stern talking to about appropriate hats: they've been very millinarily subdued at Royal Ascot.
DavidS: It's disappointing. I don't want them to be respectable and proper. I want them to be the comic black sheep of the family.
Matt the Bruins fan: Seriously. I want Beatrice to show up next wearing a hat with a miniature Lady Gaga figure that occasionally climbs into stirrups and showers her with a burst of glitter.
Burrell - Jun 19, 2011 3:18:30 pm PDT #699 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
In Movies:
ita: I got shushed in the theatre for talking after a preview. The man twisted around, and was pissed. "It's a blank screen!" I objected. "It's the whole experience," he said, defensively.
And then he got up to pee during the movie, so fuck the whole experience. I got it, he didn't.
Liese: Ha, I totally would have stage-whispered, "it's the whole experience" at him when he was leaving.
Polter-Cow: I get him, though. Sometimes your bladder won't let you experience the whole experience.
ita: Depends.
EpicTangent - Jun 20, 2011 10:37:03 pm PDT #700 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Made me LOL:
In Natter:
Liese S.:
I haven't been swimming yet this summer, much to my dismay, but when I do I do all backstroke because I am a wuss and don't know how to breathe. But I do weave like a mofo. (Do motherfuckers weave a lot in their swim lanes?)David S.:
"As they take the turn for the last 50 meters, Phelps in the lead with Oedipus closing fast. And Oedipus has gone completely out of his lane and collided with Phelps! A shocking development. I'm not sure how they'll rule this one."
tommyrot:
Poor Oedipus. He should have considered his competitive swimming career before blinding himself.