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Does anybody mind if I pass out?

Willow ,'Beneath You'

Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Kalshane - Sep 19, 2010 1:18:47 pm PDT #531 of 1328

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

In the Gaming thread, BSG play-by-post.

billytea: Look how chatty you all got! *sniff* Makes a Cylon proud.

NoiseDesign: I'm so glad to know who my fellow appliance is.

omnis_audis: apparently you got the "water works" version. Maybe he's a dishwasher and not a toaster.

Trudy Booth - Sep 21, 2010 6:12:39 am PDT #532 of 1328

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Zenkitty: You moved in there with the assurance that you'd be able to get out of the building quickly in a fire. Without jumping out a window.

Hil R.: Aren't you not supposed to use elevators if there's a fire?

Zenkitty: Hush. I've got the righteous indignation going.

Burrell - Sep 23, 2010 10:19:56 am PDT #533 of 1328

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

The buffista blueprint for world domination:

Stephanie: We do have many areas covered.

smonster: And the rest are strategically uncovered, and sprinkled with glitter.

Maria - Sep 24, 2010 2:12:39 pm PDT #534 of 1328

Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

In Procedurals, during a discussion about the pretty men of Criminal Minds:

Vortex: I can appreciate the various attractive characteristics of MGG, but I would break him like a twig. That is not hot.

Spidra Webster - Sep 24, 2010 2:14:15 pm PDT #535 of 1328

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

In Bitches:

tommyrot: I'm going to change my name to TM-TM. Then I can sue everybody.

WindSparrow - Sep 29, 2010 2:52:37 pm PDT #536 of 1328

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches.

smonster:

I retract approximately 75% of today's bitching.

Tommyrot:

Maybe you could put it in storage in case someone needs it later.

billytea - Oct 04, 2010 11:57:18 am PDT #537 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Steph, in Bitches, because it made me crack up on a crowded train:

Sexy Skeksis.

Cashmere - Oct 05, 2010 1:22:16 am PDT #538 of 1328

Now tagless for your comfort.

Out of the mouths of babes: One of Pix's prodigy students offered up this nugget of wisdom in Bitches:

"You mean if people are stupid long enough, they become right?!?"

Cass - Oct 06, 2010 6:34:45 pm PDT #539 of 1328

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Wise words in Natter

brenda: The hive mind never forgets.

JenP - Oct 07, 2010 12:24:26 pm PDT #540 of 1328

Ha! Yeah.

ita: I almost told her, but I'm trying to stop saying random shit to strangers, since I don't really like it when they do it to me.

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