'Safe'
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In Bitches.
omnis_audis
Great News: Just found out my friend D (who helped me find my apartment) gave birth today. Her 2nd kid, first girl! No name yet. Don't know details, except mom and daughter are both fine. And daddy is melting when baby girl is in his hands.Polter-Cow
That doesn't sound safe.omnis_audis
Not for daddy, but daughter lands in a soft puddle of goo.
In Natter --
JZ: In other random bzuh?: At the birthday party we just came back from, everyone got little gift bags that include a Jungle Fun Fun Pad, a little preschool-level activity booklet full of simple mazes and connect-the-dots tiger cubs and so on, but also including "Mix The Animals" pages, mostly blank sheets with a prompt at the top to encourage the child to do hir own creative work. The prompts are...wrong.
"Daddy Elephant Meets Mommy Zebra. What does their baby look like?" Uh, I don't know, like an abomination unto God?
"Daddy Lion Meets Mommy Monkey. What does their baby look like?" WHAT. THERE IS NO BABY. THERE'S JUST A SATED-LOOKING LION WITH A MONKEY-SIZED LUMP IN HIS GUT, YOU SICK FUCKS.
WTF, Jungle Fun Fun Pad? You make me feel unclean.
In Bitches:
Shir:
Tell me about it. I'd kill for a few retcon pills.
Tommyrot:
Heh. Maybe you already have....
In Gaming:
amych:
Dude, there is no konami code for the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Connie Neil: Quick fic research question: In "Supernatural", does a ring of salt protect against vampires? Spike and Xander need to know.
ita: It's never been demonstrated, Connie.
Connie Neil: Thanks.
Zenkitty: Ring of salt protects against *something*, but not vampires. Witches, maybe? I forget.
tommyrot: Slugs?
In Natter.
tommyrot: You know what's cool? I can lay in bed and see the Moon and Jupiter out my window.
megan walker: If those were the names of two trannies, that could be my window.
In Natter (I'm really just the setup here)--
Steph: Is this where I admit I have no idea who Tom Hardy is?
amyth: Tom Hardy's a craxy English dude who was most recently in Inception.
Connie: I keep thinking of Thomas Hardy the writer.
Calli: His Myspace presence was somewhat tamer than the actor's.
amyth: Though he kicked up some crazy shit on Twitter over Jude the Obscure.
In Bitches, no surprise there-
billytea: Yeah, pooping during the birth of your child is really nothing to be embarrassed about. Unless you're the father.
smonster, in response to the verbal tic conversation:
"She wouldn't know a lolcat if it baked her a cookie and eated it."
Ginger sums it up in Bitches:
I don't think Captain Logic is driving this tugboat.