billytea: I discovered this morning that he understands "Where are the penguins?" in Chinese. My son!
Ginger: It's probably the sentence he's heard most often, along with "Where are the echidnas" and "Who's a little naked mole rat?"
Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
'Ariel'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Burrell - Aug 18, 2010 6:06:37 am PDT #503 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Spidra Webster - Aug 18, 2010 9:57:11 am PDT #504 of 1328
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
In Bitches:
Nora Deirdre: You are not responsible for my mental health!
Steph L.: Actually, I control it from afar.
Scrappy - Aug 19, 2010 7:34:40 am PDT #505 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Teppy answers Jesse in Natter about email literacy:
Teppy:
It makes me wonder what other people are sending out, you know?
"U hav orG chrt? i need. Thx."
"--Chester Chesterton MBA, VP Communications"
erikaj - Aug 19, 2010 8:50:10 am PDT #506 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Conscience do COMM
In Movies, Le nubian discusses dog-whistles for Wire fans.
I just want Obama, one of these times, to come out whistling "The Farmer in the Dell."
Then I will know it is on like Kong and I need to pack up the food and my electronics and hightail it to Canada. ETA: Edited to add the correct Wirefiend Buffista.
le nubian - Aug 19, 2010 12:12:36 pm PDT #507 of 1328
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
heh. slightly embarrassing, but I think I said that.
erikaj - Aug 19, 2010 1:28:35 pm PDT #508 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Oh...my apologies. Kat and I talked Wire before so I got confused. Sorry, le Nubian.
WindSparrow - Aug 20, 2010 2:40:27 am PDT #509 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches.
omnis_audis
Great News: Just found out my friend D (who helped me find my apartment) gave birth today. Her 2nd kid, first girl! No name yet. Don't know details, except mom and daughter are both fine. And daddy is melting when baby girl is in his hands.Polter-Cow
That doesn't sound safe.omnis_audis
Not for daddy, but daughter lands in a soft puddle of goo.
Steph L. - Aug 22, 2010 1:50:48 pm PDT #510 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
In Natter --
JZ: In other random bzuh?: At the birthday party we just came back from, everyone got little gift bags that include a Jungle Fun Fun Pad, a little preschool-level activity booklet full of simple mazes and connect-the-dots tiger cubs and so on, but also including "Mix The Animals" pages, mostly blank sheets with a prompt at the top to encourage the child to do hir own creative work. The prompts are...wrong.
"Daddy Elephant Meets Mommy Zebra. What does their baby look like?" Uh, I don't know, like an abomination unto God?
"Daddy Lion Meets Mommy Monkey. What does their baby look like?" WHAT. THERE IS NO BABY. THERE'S JUST A SATED-LOOKING LION WITH A MONKEY-SIZED LUMP IN HIS GUT, YOU SICK FUCKS.
WTF, Jungle Fun Fun Pad? You make me feel unclean.
omnis_audis - Aug 23, 2010 3:53:39 pm PDT #511 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
In Bitches:
Shir:
Tell me about it. I'd kill for a few retcon pills.
Tommyrot:
Heh. Maybe you already have....
Volans - Aug 24, 2010 9:31:12 am PDT #512 of 1328
move out and draw fire
In Gaming:
amych:
Dude, there is no konami code for the Epic of Gilgamesh.