Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cashmere - Jun 22, 2010 8:55:49 am PDT #456 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

In Bitches:

NoiseDesign:

I'm excited about seeing the new ship tomorrow. A North Atlantic crossing on a brand new cruise ship that is the largest in this fleet. What could go wrong?


Scrappy - Jun 22, 2010 2:07:13 pm PDT #457 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Tommyrot in Natter:

You know what's cool about lingonberries? They're only one letter away from being Klingonberries.


omnis_audis - Jun 22, 2010 8:56:42 pm PDT #458 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Laga in Bitches:

note to self: a cornish hen is not a TARDIS. I had plenty of stuffing.


SailAweigh - Jun 24, 2010 9:49:10 am PDT #459 of 1328
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Toddson in Natter:

Buffistas: a theme park for the brain.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jun 24, 2010 1:21:25 pm PDT #460 of 1328
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Teppy, in Bitches, demonstrating the many dangers of self-diagnosing via the internet:

If my skin falls off, I'll try to live-blog it.


Steph L. - Jun 25, 2010 7:41:46 am PDT #461 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Natter --

Jars: all of his muscles twitch ever so slightly one by one.

Scola: Isn't that a Bene Gesserit technique?

Jars: When he gets home I'll ask him to put his hand in a box for me.

Jessica: Dude, TMI.


Beverly - Jun 28, 2010 1:35:56 pm PDT #462 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Todd, in Bitches:

puppies! I do love the one-ear-up-one-ear-down look.

Although I must say ... I haven't seen that much tongue since the last F2F.


DavidS - Jun 29, 2010 5:07:44 am PDT #463 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter.

Scola: Wait a minute. Time Magazine agrees that middlebrow is not the solution? That's kind of like Trotsky saying that communism is not the solution, or Cosmopolitan saying that orgasms aren't the solution.


Kalshane - Jul 01, 2010 5:52:21 pm PDT #464 of 1328
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Discussing "The Last Airbender" in movies:

Raq: I'm...speechless.

I was just talking to my best friend at work about the train wreck that is TLA.

And he said "Yeah, but c'mon. The source material SUCKED!!!"

I need to go lie down.

Jars: Because you tired yourself out beating some sense into him?

Polter-Cow: I think you need to do some nutbending.


Burrell - Jul 06, 2010 10:41:41 am PDT #465 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sean K: Never look up medical stuff online.

Jessica: Seriously - the top hits are ALWAYS either worst case scenarios or total whackadoodle bullshit. Dr Google hears hoofbeats and thinks zebras.