Whoa. Good myth.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Steph L. - Jun 25, 2010 7:41:46 am PDT #461 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

In Natter --

Jars: all of his muscles twitch ever so slightly one by one.

Scola: Isn't that a Bene Gesserit technique?

Jars: When he gets home I'll ask him to put his hand in a box for me.

Jessica: Dude, TMI.


Beverly - Jun 28, 2010 1:35:56 pm PDT #462 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Todd, in Bitches:

puppies! I do love the one-ear-up-one-ear-down look.

Although I must say ... I haven't seen that much tongue since the last F2F.


DavidS - Jun 29, 2010 5:07:44 am PDT #463 of 1328
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In Natter.

Scola: Wait a minute. Time Magazine agrees that middlebrow is not the solution? That's kind of like Trotsky saying that communism is not the solution, or Cosmopolitan saying that orgasms aren't the solution.


Kalshane - Jul 01, 2010 5:52:21 pm PDT #464 of 1328
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Discussing "The Last Airbender" in movies:

Raq: I'm...speechless.

I was just talking to my best friend at work about the train wreck that is TLA.

And he said "Yeah, but c'mon. The source material SUCKED!!!"

I need to go lie down.

Jars: Because you tired yourself out beating some sense into him?

Polter-Cow: I think you need to do some nutbending.


Burrell - Jul 06, 2010 10:41:41 am PDT #465 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sean K: Never look up medical stuff online.

Jessica: Seriously - the top hits are ALWAYS either worst case scenarios or total whackadoodle bullshit. Dr Google hears hoofbeats and thinks zebras.


flea - Jul 06, 2010 10:48:13 am PDT #466 of 1328
information libertarian

Jessica: No no no, everything Hitler ever had even a remote connection with is automatically and permanently linked with EVIL.

Burrell: Not quite everything. Leather coats are still cool. But little mustaches, vegetarianism, and landscape painting are pretty suspect.


smonster - Jul 06, 2010 3:52:45 pm PDT #467 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sox puts it so well, in Natter:

Also, today? Does not deserve to be a Tuesday. It is a Monday-ish style Friday the 13th in a failed steampunk-esque cogs-hotgluegunned-onto-gold-lame charade of the end-times and it can just go away now.


Toddson - Jul 07, 2010 10:53:02 am PDT #468 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Erin has the final word on Belinda, in Natter:

Belinda is the end product of the Anita Blake stable of were-lovers storyline. You guys Just Don't Understand Love.


Vortex - Jul 09, 2010 8:05:52 am PDT #469 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

On my issues with "formal" beach weddings.

ita : There's nothing inherently casual about beaches. It's not their fault people keep showing up mostly naked.

Jesse : I think nature is inherently casual.

Tommyrot : With the exception of penguins.


Typo Boy - Jul 11, 2010 10:07:11 pm PDT #470 of 1328
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Tommyrot in Dr. Who discussion: I mean, how many people can't be with the one they love because if they were, two universes would be destroyed?

Shir:How familiar are you with Jewish families, tommyrot?