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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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billytea - Oct 29, 2009 10:37:35 pm PDT #281 of 1328

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Strega gets drunk in Movies (pass it on):

Hey, I had to type xenomorph while I was drunk. A couple of times! And y'all don't even know. I'm good at proofreading things to make it look like I'm only kinda drunk. It's a lot like when I was recapping! Um, ahem. But if there was no proofreading I'd be posting faster and also my posts would be like this

ita theey're called xonoxen zin fuck zeno fuckfuck xemo no zeno no X E N O M O R P H
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is what they are
called by people sometimes but;eoplle oh shit poe^b^beople that are like ne pg fuck this noise

So see what you're missing? I know.

Barb - Oct 30, 2009 4:15:01 am PDT #282 of 1328

“Not dead yet!”

Hec and Trudy go at it in the Lurkers thread:

DavidS: Okay, I admit that cat owners are needy, though. You got me there.

Trudy Booth: icenay otay akemay ethay urkerslay eelfay ecomeway

::SMILES BIG AWKWARD PTA SMILE::

Welcome into the light, guys! See? We're not scary!

DavidS: That's the difference between lurkers and newbies.

The lurkers have seen this before.

Trudy Booth: Which renders it polite and warm?

Toddson - Oct 30, 2009 12:51:19 pm PDT #283 of 1328

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And, as so often happens, JZ comes up with the perfect description:

It was like a double salchow/triple lutz combination move of wounded-parent bigotry.

Cass - Nov 03, 2009 8:47:12 am PST #284 of 1328

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Dana, in Natter:

This is the most glorious Scola idea since chopsticks and Cheetos.

Jessica - Nov 03, 2009 10:36:34 am PST #285 of 1328

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Shriftian goodness:

As soon as I figure out how to accomplish things wholly through the power of my mind, a whole lot of people are going to get punched in the crotch simultaneously.

smonster - Nov 04, 2009 10:24:57 am PST #286 of 1328

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

ND weighs in on the Taco Bell discussion in Natter:

Taco Bell is American food on vacation in Mexico wearing a tacky sombrero.

Theodosia - Nov 05, 2009 3:23:12 am PST #287 of 1328

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Calli in Natter:

If someone made single serving meat loaf and called it a meat muffin I would probably eat it.

Zenkitty - Nov 10, 2009 5:13:29 am PST #288 of 1328

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Boxed Set:

Jon B.: Is the new Prisoner a mini-series? Seems that way based on the scheduling, but I might have thought the same for V...

Tom Scola: There are only six episodes.

Jessica: I am not a number of episodes, I am a free - oh wait, yes, there are six.

Ginger - Nov 10, 2009 6:11:50 am PST #289 of 1328

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Gudanov's response in Natter to Jesse's "EVERYTHING MUFFIN SIZE!!"

You must be the whitest person alive.

Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 11:40:21 am PST #290 of 1328

Now tagless for your comfort.

in Natter:

ita

Also, the presenters say dub-dub-dub for www. It's strange here.

flea

dub-dub-dub?

dub-tee-eff?

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