Shriftian goodness:
As soon as I figure out how to accomplish things wholly through the power of my mind, a whole lot of people are going to get punched in the crotch simultaneously.
Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books!
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Nov 03, 2009 10:36:34 am PST #285 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
smonster - Nov 04, 2009 10:24:57 am PST #286 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
ND weighs in on the Taco Bell discussion in Natter:
Taco Bell is American food on vacation in Mexico wearing a tacky sombrero.
Theodosia - Nov 05, 2009 3:23:12 am PST #287 of 1328
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Calli in Natter:
If someone made single serving meat loaf and called it a meat muffin I would probably eat it.
Zenkitty - Nov 10, 2009 5:13:29 am PST #288 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
In Boxed Set:
Jon B.: Is the new Prisoner a mini-series? Seems that way based on the scheduling, but I might have thought the same for V...
Tom Scola: There are only six episodes.
Jessica: I am not a number of episodes, I am a free - oh wait, yes, there are six.
Ginger - Nov 10, 2009 6:11:50 am PST #289 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Gudanov's response in Natter to Jesse's "EVERYTHING MUFFIN SIZE!!"
You must be the whitest person alive.
Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 11:40:21 am PST #290 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.
in Natter:
ita
Also, the presenters say dub-dub-dub for www. It's strange here.
flea
dub-dub-dub?
dub-tee-eff?
smonster - Nov 13, 2009 9:37:27 am PST #291 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Natter:
tommyrot: Man uses remote to control his 'bionic bottom'
Frankenbuddha: See, and I always saw Steve Austin as a top.
Pix - Nov 14, 2009 12:15:51 pm PST #292 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Natter:
Jessica:
DEAR FACEBOOK,
MY MOM HAS PLENTY OF FRIENDS. BACK OFF.
erikaj - Nov 17, 2009 5:32:37 pm PST #293 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
From Natter, cause movie allusions rock(especially with pets): wish I'd had video years ago when Mister Kitty met the neighbor's chihuahua. It was a little like that, except with 1000 time more spastic dog, and MK didn't swap or even turn his ears back: just placed a paw on pup's forehead and just pushed him away all "CHILL MAN." billytea - Nov 17, 2009 6:39:08 pm PST #19913 of 19921 Mark Block According to moral relativism, ethics become subjective as you approach the speed of light.
I wish I'd had video years ago when Mister Kitty met the neighbor's chihuahua. It was a little like that, except with 1000 time more spastic dog, and MK didn't swap or even turn his ears back: just placed a paw on pup's forehead and just pushed him away all "CHILL MAN."
YOU MUST CHILL! I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR SNOSAGES!
brenda m - Nov 17, 2009 5:35:47 pm PST #294 of 1328
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh god. Now I'm remembering the time when Lucy was bugging me and I was eating an apple and I peeled the sticker off and stuck it on snout just above her nose. She spent literally like ten minutes leaping into the air trying to get it. That was the days before cameras had video (and, um, YouTube) so my chance at winning $10 grand on one of those funniest video shows was irretrievably lost.