Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Toddson - Oct 30, 2009 12:51:19 pm PDT #283 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And, as so often happens, JZ comes up with the perfect description:

It was like a double salchow/triple lutz combination move of wounded-parent bigotry.


Cass - Nov 03, 2009 8:47:12 am PST #284 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Dana, in Natter:

This is the most glorious Scola idea since chopsticks and Cheetos.


Jessica - Nov 03, 2009 10:36:34 am PST #285 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Shriftian goodness:

As soon as I figure out how to accomplish things wholly through the power of my mind, a whole lot of people are going to get punched in the crotch simultaneously.


smonster - Nov 04, 2009 10:24:57 am PST #286 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

ND weighs in on the Taco Bell discussion in Natter:

Taco Bell is American food on vacation in Mexico wearing a tacky sombrero.


Theodosia - Nov 05, 2009 3:23:12 am PST #287 of 1328
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Calli in Natter:

If someone made single serving meat loaf and called it a meat muffin I would probably eat it.


Zenkitty - Nov 10, 2009 5:13:29 am PST #288 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

In Boxed Set:

Jon B.: Is the new Prisoner a mini-series? Seems that way based on the scheduling, but I might have thought the same for V...

Tom Scola: There are only six episodes.

Jessica: I am not a number of episodes, I am a free - oh wait, yes, there are six.


Ginger - Nov 10, 2009 6:11:50 am PST #289 of 1328
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Gudanov's response in Natter to Jesse's "EVERYTHING MUFFIN SIZE!!"

You must be the whitest person alive.


Cashmere - Nov 10, 2009 11:40:21 am PST #290 of 1328
Now tagless for your comfort.

in Natter:

ita

Also, the presenters say dub-dub-dub for www. It's strange here.

flea

dub-dub-dub?

dub-tee-eff?


smonster - Nov 13, 2009 9:37:27 am PST #291 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Natter:

tommyrot: Man uses remote to control his 'bionic bottom'

Frankenbuddha: See, and I always saw Steve Austin as a top.


Pix - Nov 14, 2009 12:15:51 pm PST #292 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Jessica:

DEAR FACEBOOK,

MY MOM HAS PLENTY OF FRIENDS. BACK OFF.