Cashmere in Delurking:
I saw erika's dog violate a plush toy so I want extra credit for that.
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Calli - Oct 06, 2009 9:44:17 am PDT #238 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Fred Pete - Oct 07, 2009 3:53:06 am PDT #239 of 1329
Ann, that's a ferret.
billytea gives instructions as gamemaster in Gaming:
Ohh, Officer Agathon. I must ask you to report immediately to the Brig to discuss your taste in women, and possibly record a cover version of the Supremes' "Love Child".
WindSparrow - Oct 07, 2009 4:34:02 pm PDT #240 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
tommyrot:
Now I feel bad for my parents. They would never ask me if I was dating anybody, and I never told them I was, because I never was. So it turns out they were often assuming my female flatmates were my girlfriends. Then when my best friend died of AIDS, they assumed we must have been lovers so they started to worry I might have AIDS too.
Shir:
God, tommy.
Never bring up robotics, OK?
Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2009 4:58:34 pm PDT #241 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph's doctor is killer...
My doctor's observation on first peering in my ear: "There's a moderate level of nastiness in there."
Me: "Is that a medical term?"
Dr.: "Well, no. The term is 'ew, gross!', but I didn't want to confuse you with medical terminology."
****
I should probably confess that it was caused (or at least compounded) by Q-tip use, for which the doctor chastised me. Well, rolled his eyes.
Dr.: [looks in ear, moment of silence passes] "Do you use Q-tips?"
Me: "...no?"
Dr.: "Yeah, THAT was convincing."
Trudy Booth - Oct 07, 2009 5:02:18 pm PDT #242 of 1329
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Frankenbuddha: ...I've also had an ENT use a hook to get particularly stubborn wax out. Not as uncomfortable as the nosecam he also employed, but still not pleasent, and boy do you keep your head still when that's going on.
Polter-Cow: Earhooks.
Calli: Yep. You bait them with earworms.
smonster: To catch earfish?
(reminded of Babel Fish)
Made even funnier if you're the sort of nerd who would reflexibely picture a giant Tree Doctor weilding said earhook. And if HE can't help you you'll have to see the tree surgeon.
JenP - Oct 07, 2009 6:03:11 pm PDT #243 of 1329
Made me giggle, in Bitches:
erika: Also "hey, girlfriend!" seems to have met the same fate as "posse"
Steph L: Passe?
Hil R. - Oct 08, 2009 6:10:44 am PDT #244 of 1329
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
smonster, in Bitches:
I may be an ecofreak, but don't get me started on freegans.
WindSparrow - Oct 08, 2009 8:15:51 am PDT #245 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ginger in Bitches:
I'm wondering whether there's anyone who has kept track of when the Christmas decorations have gone on sale each year. I think the first week in October is the earliest I've seen them. The stores are all Halloween decorations next to Christmas decorations, making me consider a Nightmare Before Christmas approach to outdoor decorating. I was rather taken with the animated lighted vulture at Michael's. I think arranging bits of one of the plastic human skeletons around it would be a nice touch. For Christmas, I could stick a Santa hat in its mouth.
Because I not only think the statement of intent is hilarious, but also I would love to see photos when it becomes reality.
Liese S. - Oct 08, 2009 10:47:37 am PDT #246 of 1329
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
In Natter.
PMM:
is there a single word for when something is right on that balance point between awesome and atrocious?
Steph L.:
SWINTON.
JenP - Oct 08, 2009 2:40:49 pm PDT #247 of 1329
Lurkers represent!
ehab: This thread is like having Buffista training wheels.