In Natter.
PMM:
is there a single word for when something is right on that balance point between awesome and atrocious?
Steph L.:
SWINTON.
Anya: It's lovely! I wish it was mine! Oh like you weren't all thinking the same thing. Giles: I'm fairly certain I wasn't.
'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Liese S. - Oct 08, 2009 10:47:37 am PDT #246 of 1328
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
JenP - Oct 08, 2009 2:40:49 pm PDT #247 of 1328
Lurkers represent!
ehab: This thread is like having Buffista training wheels.
EpicTangent - Oct 08, 2009 3:47:48 pm PDT #248 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
SolangeK: (snerks so hard she accidentally delurks)
Calli - Oct 09, 2009 6:40:44 am PDT #249 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Even a nice Chianti won't wash this one down (from Natter).
Jesse: Even my crunchiest home-birthing friend didn't eat her placenta, although she thought about it....
Billytea: If her placenta was crunchy, she has bigger problems than deciding whether she could finish a whole one.
Laura - Oct 09, 2009 6:59:58 am PDT #250 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
Aims: In Natter:
Once the placenta decides to evolve and figure out a way to make it so that I can smoke and drink and get high during my pregnancy without possibly fucking up my baby, I'll be more than happy to stuff it, but it an outfit, and put it on my shelf. But until then, it gets a merry "Thank you" and tossed in the biohazard bag at the end of the day.
Can't argue with that.
billytea - Oct 09, 2009 3:57:19 pm PDT #251 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Can't argue with that.
If Aims has dressed it up and put it on a shelf, I reserve the right to argue with it.
smonster - Oct 11, 2009 8:33:43 am PDT #252 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches:
DCJensen: Why are the bells across the street at the episcopal cathedral playing Frère Jacques at 9 am on a Sunday morning?
omnis_audis: Because Paperback Writer was too difficult?
Trudy Booth - Oct 12, 2009 7:26:07 am PDT #253 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gudanov: I've been doing house painting and it is taking a lot of time. Our house suddenly seems bigger.
billytea: Just how thickly are you applying the coats, Gud?
Gudanov About two feet, just the right amount to protect against most siege engines.
Burrell - Oct 12, 2009 11:53:13 am PDT #254 of 1328
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Snagged from Bureaucracy:
Trudy Booth quoting Shir: I achieved new bra today, and you know what? I don't think I'll EVER be tired of hearing compliments on my boobs
tommyrot: Um... did you mean to put Shir's boobs in Bureau?
brenda m: If so, I vote yes.
tommyrot: A vote for Shir's boobs is a vote for freedom!
Jon B.: If you vote against Shir's boobs, the terrorists win!
ChiKat: I second Shir's boobs.
Shir: Yes!
Bless you, my dears. I never thought my boobs will make it here. It's an exciting day for us.
Polter-Cow: When do we open Light Boobs?
Laura - Oct 12, 2009 12:02:05 pm PDT #255 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
Curious to see how long it takes Trudy Booth Boobs to notice she posted that in Bureaucracy.