Made me giggle, in Bitches:
erika: Also "hey, girlfriend!" seems to have met the same fate as "posse"
Steph L: Passe?
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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JenP - Oct 07, 2009 6:03:11 pm PDT #243 of 1328
Hil R. - Oct 08, 2009 6:10:44 am PDT #244 of 1328
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
smonster, in Bitches:
I may be an ecofreak, but don't get me started on freegans.
WindSparrow - Oct 08, 2009 8:15:51 am PDT #245 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Ginger in Bitches:
I'm wondering whether there's anyone who has kept track of when the Christmas decorations have gone on sale each year. I think the first week in October is the earliest I've seen them. The stores are all Halloween decorations next to Christmas decorations, making me consider a Nightmare Before Christmas approach to outdoor decorating. I was rather taken with the animated lighted vulture at Michael's. I think arranging bits of one of the plastic human skeletons around it would be a nice touch. For Christmas, I could stick a Santa hat in its mouth.
Because I not only think the statement of intent is hilarious, but also I would love to see photos when it becomes reality.
Liese S. - Oct 08, 2009 10:47:37 am PDT #246 of 1328
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
In Natter.
PMM:
is there a single word for when something is right on that balance point between awesome and atrocious?
Steph L.:
SWINTON.
JenP - Oct 08, 2009 2:40:49 pm PDT #247 of 1328
Lurkers represent!
ehab: This thread is like having Buffista training wheels.
EpicTangent - Oct 08, 2009 3:47:48 pm PDT #248 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
SolangeK: (snerks so hard she accidentally delurks)
Calli - Oct 09, 2009 6:40:44 am PDT #249 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Even a nice Chianti won't wash this one down (from Natter).
Jesse: Even my crunchiest home-birthing friend didn't eat her placenta, although she thought about it....
Billytea: If her placenta was crunchy, she has bigger problems than deciding whether she could finish a whole one.
Laura - Oct 09, 2009 6:59:58 am PDT #250 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
Aims: In Natter:
Once the placenta decides to evolve and figure out a way to make it so that I can smoke and drink and get high during my pregnancy without possibly fucking up my baby, I'll be more than happy to stuff it, but it an outfit, and put it on my shelf. But until then, it gets a merry "Thank you" and tossed in the biohazard bag at the end of the day.
Can't argue with that.
billytea - Oct 09, 2009 3:57:19 pm PDT #251 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Can't argue with that.
If Aims has dressed it up and put it on a shelf, I reserve the right to argue with it.
smonster - Oct 11, 2009 8:33:43 am PDT #252 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Bitches:
DCJensen: Why are the bells across the street at the episcopal cathedral playing Frère Jacques at 9 am on a Sunday morning?
omnis_audis: Because Paperback Writer was too difficult?