In Literary:
erikaj:...nobody claims to "pioneer" crime fiction cause the people that write it are so good with guns. IJS.
Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.
Willow ,'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Calli - Jul 31, 2009 9:21:23 am PDT #170 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Pix - Aug 01, 2009 2:45:41 pm PDT #171 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Literary during a discussion of Laurel K. Hamilton comparing her books to the Twilight series:
Fay: LKH writes terrible porn sans plot, and Meyers writes terrible plot sans porn.
DebetEsse:
Together, they fight crime literature.
Toddson - Aug 03, 2009 12:49:28 pm PDT #172 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And erikaj continues (how did no one else get to this first?):
Not as much as it would if I could picture her trailing some long-haired werewolf dude all "Baby, please, You know my ardeur is all for you...Baby? We'll go for a ride in the Mercedes...you love that, right? You can hang your head outside and everything."
Toddson - Aug 03, 2009 1:30:07 pm PDT #173 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Is NO ONE paying attention? or maybe I'm easily amused ...
In Natter:
sarameg: I have no idea how my mother hasn't killed my father.
Trudy Booth: Nookie.
In all likelyhood, its the nookie.
I'm sorry to add this thought to your current woes.
erikaj - Aug 03, 2009 5:20:13 pm PDT #174 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!
It's an Ari thing, Toddson. Maybe not everybody here wants to hug it out as much as me.
Glamcookie - Aug 04, 2009 7:41:15 am PDT #175 of 1328
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Gud in Natter:
We had a storm last night. It actually snapped the neighbor's flag pole, sending the confederate flag to the ground. We shall see if the south rises again.
Pix - Aug 04, 2009 10:58:31 am PDT #176 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Bitches, irreverent and oh-so-funny:
Gudanov:
There's a FCM version of the Bible? Is it just a bunch of FCM questions.
Thou shalt decide who thou wedeth, chucketh, or knoweth; Eve, Delilah, or Jezebel.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 04, 2009 11:49:13 pm PDT #177 of 1328
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
Following a discussion in Bitches about whether the Irish are the Lost Tribe of Israel:
Toddson:
In re the Irish ... there's a school of thought that Jesus was Irish.
I mean, he lived with his parents until he was 29, on his last night alive he went out drinking with the boys, he thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was god.
I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Ginger:
There's a whole Buffista wing.
Daisy Jane:
Good company at least.
NoiseDesign:
At this point I think we're running the place.
"Hell, under new management"
Daisy Jane:
And we'll have a special place for people who talk in the theater.
billytea - Aug 08, 2009 8:28:31 pm PDT #178 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Shir, in Natter:
I read ellipses and the massive use of them as if the email was written by a 20 something tubercular woman in the 18th century with a faint voice. I read "Will see you... sure it'll be a blast... gotta go now... love 'ya" and can't help but thinking "Noooo! Don't die!".
Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2009 11:06:52 am PDT #179 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dana : You know, speaking of death panels, it also drives me INSANE that people genuinely believe that the U.S. government would willingly kill off senior citizens or the terminally ill or people with Down's Syndrome. I mean, really? REALLY?
Gudanov: Just like they do in Canada, right?
tommyrot: Yep. Logan's Run was a Canadian documentary.
Sue: Please, that was way off base. Everyone gets a fair hearing, and an appeal period, once those lights start blinking.
Gudanov: I've also heard that if you make a run for it, they send you a strongly worded letter instead of hunting you down.