Jesse: C.H.U.D. is still the reason I don't walk over subway grates, however...
tommyrot: You're afraid they'll look up your skirt?
Jesse: Yes.
Nora Deirdre: Aw, let the C.H.U.D.s have their fun!
The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Trudy Booth - Jul 21, 2009 11:44:53 am PDT #164 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
billytea - Jul 21, 2009 2:45:49 pm PDT #165 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Movies:
Sumi: HP Bluray set for years 1-6 comes inside a model of Hogwarts!
Aims: I'll wait for movies 7 and 8 and hope they come with Daniel Radcliffe.
Kalshane - Jul 22, 2009 5:40:01 pm PDT #166 of 1328
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
From the Gaming thread. (Everyone but Apollo is in the Brig under suspicion of being a Cylon):
Raq (Adama): SEEKRIT PLAN: Save civilian ships. Get fleet to Earth. Make sweet sweet love to the kamala junkie.
Wait, did I say that out loud?
StuntHusband (Apollo): TMI, Dad! I think Doc Cottle calls that a "damned overshare - damnit!" and I agree.
If Chief can stop yelling at his shadow for a few minutes, I'm going to have him steam-purge my brain now.
And you wonder why I'm encouraging you to take a short vacation - in the brig? NEXT to the kamala junkie.
omnis_audis (Boomer): Speaking of which, can they get their own room. It's worse than walking in on mom & dad, ya know what I mean? The doc [Baltar] is loving it. He keeps watching, and then air humping. Kinda freaky if you ask me. So. If for no other reason, can you spring me to save me from all of... this!!!
Fay - Jul 24, 2009 7:22:29 pm PDT #167 of 1328
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
The ever-luminous erika, in Bitches:
I'd date a furry before a neocon.
Toddson - Jul 27, 2009 11:14:04 am PDT #168 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
tommyrot in Natter:
I think the short list for Official Crazy Cat Person on this board is actually fairly long.
Fred Pete - Jul 29, 2009 4:49:47 am PDT #169 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.
When Gamers get ideas....
billytea: There's one little-distributed supplement, the Book of Erotic Fantasy, that includes a comeliness score for a gelatinous cube. And... it's positive. 2, I think. Who's scoping out one of these things and thinking, "I'd hit that"?
Sean K: Hey now.... Who hasn't wanted to sex up a bowl of highy acidic jello?
StuntHusband: Isn't this the wrong thread to talk Trek fic?
Calli - Jul 31, 2009 9:21:23 am PDT #170 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Literary:
erikaj:...nobody claims to "pioneer" crime fiction cause the people that write it are so good with guns. IJS.
Pix - Aug 01, 2009 2:45:41 pm PDT #171 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
In Literary during a discussion of Laurel K. Hamilton comparing her books to the Twilight series:
Fay: LKH writes terrible porn sans plot, and Meyers writes terrible plot sans porn.
DebetEsse:
Together, they fight crime literature.
Toddson - Aug 03, 2009 12:49:28 pm PDT #172 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And erikaj continues (how did no one else get to this first?):
Not as much as it would if I could picture her trailing some long-haired werewolf dude all "Baby, please, You know my ardeur is all for you...Baby? We'll go for a ride in the Mercedes...you love that, right? You can hang your head outside and everything."
Toddson - Aug 03, 2009 1:30:07 pm PDT #173 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Is NO ONE paying attention? or maybe I'm easily amused ...
In Natter:
sarameg: I have no idea how my mother hasn't killed my father.
Trudy Booth: Nookie.
In all likelyhood, its the nookie.
I'm sorry to add this thought to your current woes.