As a manager I understand the value of performance reviews but as a person who doesn't want to write my self-evaluation I think I should just get a raise for having cute hair and not have to talk about it.
You should totally get a cute hair raise!
Let's normalize this. Although my hair is not cute lately - I haven't had a haircut since before COVID had a name and am just wearing a knit hat all the time at this point. It's a pretty cute hat.
CUTE HAT RAISES FOR ALL.
You have my sword
And my beanie.
Great problems call for Graeter solutions
Pix: My PCP... officially diagnosed me with "derangement of the knee..."
Susan W.: "Derangement of the knee" sounds like it belongs on one of those medieval lists of ailments.
Tom Scola: Kristin’s knee is obviously choleric, and is producing too much yellow bile.
I’ve been taking it three times a day for a couple of years now.
I'll bet Pix doesn't have to pin you down, squirt it in your mouth, and then give you treats to cover the cherry flavor.
How we choose to live our lives is our business.
Not funny, but well put. Cass in Natter:
Loving living things can be hard. Beautiful, but hard.
But also why does ophthalmology have so many extra letters?
Yeah you’d think those letters would be ophthional!
Years ago, after I'd dislocated my kneecap, a doctor looked at an x-ray and said, "what's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you
Years ago, after I'd dislocated my kneecap, a doctor looked at an x-ray and said, "what's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you?"
Oooh, we're talking about supplements now!
B.org has aged into supplements and kaftans.
ND: Take a lesson from me. Don't slice the tip of your thumb to the point of needing five stitches while making dinner.
David S: Dammit! There goes my evening plans.
Teppy: I guess I won't even *make* dinner, now.
DavidS: What's the point if there's not arterial spurting?
Teppy: Hell if I know.