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Topic!Cindy - Jan 20, 2022 12:15:00 pm PST #1311 of 1315
What is even happening?

From Natter.

Jessica: As a manager I understand the value of performance reviews but as a person who doesn't want to write my self-evaluation I think I should just get a raise for having cute hair and not have to talk about it.

DavidS: You should totally get a cute hair raise!

-t: Let's normalize this. Although my hair is not cute lately - I haven't had a haircut since before COVID had a name and am just wearing a knit hat all the time at this point. It's a pretty cute hat.


-t: You have my sword

Steph L.: And my beanie.

dcp - Sep 02, 2022 8:16:02 am PDT #1312 of 1315
All you can do is play along in life, and hope that sometimes you get it right. -- Dexter Morgan

From Natter:

Trudy Booth: Great problems call for Graeter solutions

Topic!Cindy - Dec 23, 2022 12:10:28 pm PST #1313 of 1315
What is even happening?

In Natter:

Pix: My PCP... officially diagnosed me with "derangement of the knee..."

Susan W.: "Derangement of the knee" sounds like it belongs on one of those medieval lists of ailments.

Tom Scola: Kristin’s knee is obviously choleric, and is producing too much yellow bile.

Laura - Dec 24, 2022 12:29:13 pm PST #1314 of 1315
"Against all evidence, I keep thinking the assholes are outliers." - James Holden


NoiseDesign: I’ve been taking it three times a day for a couple of years now.

aurelia: I'll bet Pix doesn't have to pin you down, squirt it in your mouth, and then give you treats to cover the cherry flavor.

NoiseDesign: How we choose to live our lives is our business.

Calli - Mar 09, 2023 6:31:41 am PST #1315 of 1315
Why do trees keep happening? — Eukaryote Writes

Not funny, but well put. Cass in Natter:

Loving living things can be hard. Beautiful, but hard.

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