From Natter.
Jessica: 
As a manager I understand the value of performance reviews but as a person who doesn't want to write my self-evaluation I think I should just get a raise for having cute hair and not have to talk about it.
DavidS: 
You should totally get a cute hair raise!
-t: 
Let's normalize this. Although my hair is not cute lately - I haven't had a haircut since before COVID had a name and am just wearing a knit hat all the time at this point. It's a pretty cute hat.
Jessica: 
CUTE HAT RAISES FOR ALL.
-t: 
You have my sword
Steph L.: 
And my beanie.
	
 
		
		
From Natter:
Trudy Booth:
Great problems call for Graeter solutions
	
 
		
		
In Natter:
Pix: My PCP... officially diagnosed me with "derangement of the knee..."
Susan W.: "Derangement of the knee" sounds like it belongs on one of those medieval lists of ailments.
Tom Scola: Kristin’s knee is obviously choleric, and is producing too much yellow bile.
	
 
		
		
Natter:
NoiseDesign: 
I’ve been taking it three times a day for a couple of years now.
aurelia:
I'll bet Pix doesn't have to pin you down, squirt it in your mouth, and then give you treats to cover the cherry flavor.
NoiseDesign:
How we choose to live our lives is our business.
	
 
		
		
Not funny, but well put. Cass in Natter:
Loving living things can be hard. Beautiful, but hard.
	
 
		
		
kat: 
But also why does ophthalmology have so many extra letters?
javachik: 
Yeah you’d think those letters would be ophthional!
	
 
		
		
Toddson:
Years ago, after I'd dislocated my kneecap, a doctor looked at an x-ray and said, "what's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you
	
 
		
		
Toddson:
Years ago, after I'd dislocated my kneecap, a doctor looked at an x-ray and said, "what's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you?"
	
 
		
		
DavidS:
Oooh, we're talking about supplements now!
B.org has aged into supplements and kaftans.
	
 
		
		
ND:  Take a lesson from me. Don't slice the tip of your thumb to the point of needing five stitches while making dinner.
David S: Dammit! There goes my evening plans.
Teppy:  I guess I won't even *make* dinner, now.
DavidS:  What's the point if there's not arterial spurting?
Teppy: Hell if I know.