From Natter.
Jessica: As a manager I understand the value of performance reviews but as a person who doesn't want to write my self-evaluation I think I should just get a raise for having cute hair and not have to talk about it.
DavidS: You should totally get a cute hair raise!
-t: Let's normalize this. Although my hair is not cute lately - I haven't had a haircut since before COVID had a name and am just wearing a knit hat all the time at this point. It's a pretty cute hat.
Jessica: CUTE HAT RAISES FOR ALL.
-t: You have my sword
Steph L.: And my beanie.