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Buffy ,'First Date'


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Topic!Cindy - Jan 20, 2022 12:15:00 pm PST #1311 of 1325
What is even happening?

From Natter.

Jessica: As a manager I understand the value of performance reviews but as a person who doesn't want to write my self-evaluation I think I should just get a raise for having cute hair and not have to talk about it.

DavidS: You should totally get a cute hair raise!

-t: Let's normalize this. Although my hair is not cute lately - I haven't had a haircut since before COVID had a name and am just wearing a knit hat all the time at this point. It's a pretty cute hat.

Jessica: CUTE HAT RAISES FOR ALL.

-t: You have my sword

Steph L.: And my beanie.


dcp - Sep 02, 2022 8:16:02 am PDT #1312 of 1325
"I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam," -- Popeye

From Natter:

Trudy Booth: Great problems call for Graeter solutions


Topic!Cindy - Dec 23, 2022 12:10:28 pm PST #1313 of 1325
What is even happening?

In Natter:

Pix: My PCP... officially diagnosed me with "derangement of the knee..."

Susan W.: "Derangement of the knee" sounds like it belongs on one of those medieval lists of ailments.

Tom Scola: Kristin’s knee is obviously choleric, and is producing too much yellow bile.


Laura - Dec 24, 2022 12:29:13 pm PST #1314 of 1325
Our wings are not tired.

Natter:

NoiseDesign: I’ve been taking it three times a day for a couple of years now.

aurelia: I'll bet Pix doesn't have to pin you down, squirt it in your mouth, and then give you treats to cover the cherry flavor.

NoiseDesign: How we choose to live our lives is our business.


Calli - Mar 09, 2023 6:31:41 am PST #1315 of 1325
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Not funny, but well put. Cass in Natter:

Loving living things can be hard. Beautiful, but hard.


Cass - Aug 28, 2023 5:53:19 pm PDT #1316 of 1325
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

kat: But also why does ophthalmology have so many extra letters?

javachik: Yeah you’d think those letters would be ophthional!


Java cat - Oct 10, 2023 11:09:45 pm PDT #1317 of 1325
Not javachik

Toddson: Years ago, after I'd dislocated my kneecap, a doctor looked at an x-ray and said, "what's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you


Java cat - Oct 10, 2023 11:09:52 pm PDT #1318 of 1325
Not javachik

Toddson:

Years ago, after I'd dislocated my kneecap, a doctor looked at an x-ray and said, "what's a joint like this doing in a nice girl like you?"


Java cat - Oct 17, 2023 1:14:03 pm PDT #1319 of 1325
Not javachik

DavidS:

Oooh, we're talking about supplements now!

B.org has aged into supplements and kaftans.


Java cat - Oct 17, 2023 1:25:40 pm PDT #1320 of 1325
Not javachik

ND: Take a lesson from me. Don't slice the tip of your thumb to the point of needing five stitches while making dinner.

David S: Dammit! There goes my evening plans.

Teppy: I guess I won't even *make* dinner, now.

DavidS: What's the point if there's not arterial spurting?

Teppy: Hell if I know.