From Natter.
Gudanov: I know Trump doesn't list it among his accomplishments, but somehow he's made Nancy Pelosi cool.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Calli - Jan 18, 2019 4:41:38 am PST #1239 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
aurelia - Jan 18, 2019 3:01:39 pm PST #1240 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Jessica, in Natter (context be damned):
You TAKE the hamberders. You LEAVE the newspaper!
Laura - Jan 22, 2019 3:35:46 pm PST #1241 of 1328
Our wings are not tired.
Gudanov, in Natter: (made me snort, fortunately with no snot)
Sorry about all the snot and rage. I'd say take some deep breaths, but, you know, snot.
Jessica - Mar 14, 2019 10:21:48 am PDT #1242 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Marvelverse:
Steph L. : Y'ALL. Those white suits are for them to go into the Quantum Realm, aren't they?
Billytea: Either that or they're preparing to travel back in time... to before Labor Day.
Calli - Mar 22, 2019 10:37:27 am PDT #1243 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From the wilds of Natter:
shrift: In other news, I think I've discovered the person who's been using my email address as her own, and it's an Australian MP. Is it more or less weird to stalk someone online who's a public figure and yell at them to stop using your email address?
Dana: Well, first question. Can you, using this address, actually govern Australia?
Java cat - Apr 19, 2019 6:54:43 pm PDT #1244 of 1328
Not javachik
It's funny because we know these are beloved cats.(Giving the stinkeye to interwebs spies.)
Steph: Murderbiscuit will try to carry on Squeaky Fromme's legacy.
Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2019 8:49:10 pm PDT #1245 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
billytea in Marvel Universe:
Let the record show that Tom's steel bladder needed just a little more Venom.
Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2019 8:33:50 am PDT #1246 of 1328
What is even happening?
(Context: Natter)
Steph: Here's an accusation about my editing from an author that I haven't heard before: it's a tiny (2-page) commentary on a big research article, and the author is part of the Department of Defense (the big research article used active military members for their study, so the DoD is involved).
The author of the article said that I made "an unprecedented amount" of changes to her commentary, and it would require a week of new review by the DoD because -- I swear she said this -- "the changes could be damaging to the Department of Defense."
GUYS. YOU GUYS. I think I know how to take down the Trump administration. I'll sneak in through the DoD with my wily editing skillz! (Seriously. My editing to her tiny commentary could be *damaging* to the DoD??? If that's true, our country's military is is grave danger.)
Jessica: Wait Teppy are you saying the key to undoing the damage caused by the 2016 election is...correct punctuation and properly formatted citations? HOLY SHIT BUFFISTAS THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR
Steph: I am dizzy with the power. DIZZY AND READY TO UNLEASH SEMICOLONS UPON THE WHITE HOUSE
Toddson: Are we weaponizing the gerunds?
amych - Jul 22, 2019 1:24:35 pm PDT #1247 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
bitches on food:
Hil: I can understand not knowing kombucha, but she doesn't know what sauerkraut is?
Jessica: It's like face-blindness, but for fermentation.
Jessica - Sep 06, 2019 5:08:42 am PDT #1248 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Teppy, in Natter:
Join my club. It's called "Jesus Christ, Parental Unit, Why Just WHY WHY WHY Would You Do That?" Our meetings have snacks. The snacks are Ativan.