Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

'Shindig'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Vortex - Dec 05, 2018 7:36:24 pm PST #1236 of 1329
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Toddson:

I remember in college (ages ago, mind you) when one of the girls announced she was coming out, you had to skirt around the subject to find out if she meant as a lesbian or as a debutante ... got touchy sometimes.


dcp - Dec 19, 2018 11:07:22 am PST #1237 of 1329
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

-t in Natter:

Sadness is good at sneak attacks.


Jessica - Dec 21, 2018 4:29:56 am PST #1238 of 1329
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Context What Context

Jesse: (Needless to say, I know that elf from band.)


Calli - Jan 18, 2019 4:41:38 am PST #1239 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Natter.

Gudanov: I know Trump doesn't list it among his accomplishments, but somehow he's made Nancy Pelosi cool.


aurelia - Jan 18, 2019 3:01:39 pm PST #1240 of 1329
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Jessica, in Natter (context be damned):

You TAKE the hamberders. You LEAVE the newspaper!


Laura - Jan 22, 2019 3:35:46 pm PST #1241 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.

Gudanov, in Natter: (made me snort, fortunately with no snot)

Sorry about all the snot and rage. I'd say take some deep breaths, but, you know, snot.


Jessica - Mar 14, 2019 10:21:48 am PDT #1242 of 1329
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Marvelverse:

Steph L. : Y'ALL. Those white suits are for them to go into the Quantum Realm, aren't they?

Billytea: Either that or they're preparing to travel back in time... to before Labor Day.


Calli - Mar 22, 2019 10:37:27 am PDT #1243 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From the wilds of Natter:

shrift: In other news, I think I've discovered the person who's been using my email address as her own, and it's an Australian MP. Is it more or less weird to stalk someone online who's a public figure and yell at them to stop using your email address?

Dana: Well, first question. Can you, using this address, actually govern Australia?


Java cat - Apr 19, 2019 6:54:43 pm PDT #1244 of 1329
Not javachik

It's funny because we know these are beloved cats.(Giving the stinkeye to interwebs spies.)

Steph: Murderbiscuit will try to carry on Squeaky Fromme's legacy.


Zenkitty - Apr 25, 2019 8:49:10 pm PDT #1245 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

billytea in Marvel Universe:

Let the record show that Tom's steel bladder needed just a little more Venom.