This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Laura - Aug 06, 2018 10:10:55 am PDT #1228 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.

From Bureaucrazy:

Steph:

t this should be an inline GIF indicating agreement

t but it's not

t because WE OLD


Toddson - Aug 22, 2018 4:16:24 am PDT #1229 of 1329
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

From the lovely Atropa, in Natter, following a discussion of how to build a fire:

Aim the hairspray flamethrower at the top of the tent caterpillar nest, and burn your way down


Beverly - Oct 14, 2018 7:31:36 pm PDT #1230 of 1329
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Windsparrow in Delurking:

I find myself getting lurkier and lurkier. My darlings, as we watch the world wobble on its axis, let us cling together. Let us sing like sirens and valkyries, let us gird oursleves with fierce gentleness, let us become weary and take rest, let us nourish and strengthen ourselves together for what will come. I have said this before, but it bears repeating:

I say we celebrate. We celebrate every joyful moment that we can bear to. We celebrate each other. We celebrate victories miniscule and galactic. We celebrate our own worth and we celebrate the worth of every member of the human race. We celebrate the effort that somehow came to naught, and we celebrate the moments when everything simply comes together in a constellation of perfection and there is victory. We celebrate, because to give in to despair will leave us no strength to fight. We celebrate in grey dresses and monotone voices. We celebrate in jeweltones and arias. We will celebrate because this might be the Apocalypse and we have learned from Buffy that when we've done fighting this one, there will be another. We will celebrate because this might be Ragnaroc or it might be Armageddon but we will not go down without a fight. We will celebrate because joy only lives intermingled with grief. We will celebrate because every breath is a giant "Fuck you!" to the mundanity of evil.


Topic!Cindy - Oct 20, 2018 12:22:46 pm PDT #1231 of 1329
What is even happening?

Steph L. in Comedy:

Nervous breakdown!Chidi is my Patronus.


Beverly - Nov 08, 2018 11:41:19 am PST #1232 of 1329
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Jessica in Natter:

I hope Riverdale makes this an annual event where they keep going back each generation until it's just the cast jumping around picking nits off each other in the 2001 ape costumes.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 14, 2018 5:37:22 am PST #1233 of 1329
What is even happening?

In Natter:

-t: The gym has no hot water. I don't know how to cope with this.

Laura: Cold shower?


Beverly - Nov 20, 2018 11:46:01 am PST #1234 of 1329
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

In Natter--

Juliana:

It can't rain all the time.

(Forgive me, I so rarely get to quote The Crow these days.)

Calli: (whose present tag, "What fresh hippy hell is this?" - Grace and Frankie, I adore)

I've been craving corn chips and salsa these last few days. As we won't be gathering for dinner until 6pm, I'm thinking that would make a nice, light, but self-indulgent lunch. It's not popcorn, but it's corn-based. So that's close, right?

I so rarely get to quote The Crow these days.

I've had cause to remember this one over the past several years:

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.


Laura - Nov 20, 2018 2:09:54 pm PST #1235 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.

Zenkitty in Natter:

"Have her make me an apple pie, Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme, Without no meat nor cow's milk inside, And then she'll be a true love of mine."


Vortex - Dec 05, 2018 7:36:24 pm PST #1236 of 1329
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Toddson:

I remember in college (ages ago, mind you) when one of the girls announced she was coming out, you had to skirt around the subject to find out if she meant as a lesbian or as a debutante ... got touchy sometimes.


dcp - Dec 19, 2018 11:07:22 am PST #1237 of 1329
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

-t in Natter:

Sadness is good at sneak attacks.