Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Anne W. - Dec 19, 2017 3:06:31 pm PST #1204 of 1329
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

In Natter:

-t Ha! I found AA batteries and got the menorah lit again. It was bumming me out sitting there all dark.

amych This is not how I learned that story...

Jessica ....and the Maccabees rejoiced to discover that the off-brand AA batteries they found in the back of the junk drawer powered the menorah for 8 days, giving Judah the time he needed to drive over to CVS and buy a replacement AC adapter...


Zenkitty - Dec 31, 2017 8:20:13 pm PST #1205 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Dana in Natter, even better without context:

I went outside. It was terrible. Not recommended.


aurelia - Jan 07, 2018 9:04:48 am PST #1206 of 1329
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

In Natter:

amych Hey everyone! Let's play the game of Write My Self-Assessment For Me!

amych Hey everyone! Let's play the game of Write My Self-Assessment For Me!

Calli Amych always gives 200%!


Zenkitty - Jan 07, 2018 3:00:14 pm PST #1207 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Connie Neil in Natter:

I hate the term "thought leader". It sounds so Orwellian. Ought to use the Klingon term "Thought Admiral".


Zenkitty - Jan 09, 2018 5:24:37 pm PST #1208 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Connie Neil in Natter again:

Ah, nature . . . AUGHHHH! NATURE!!!


NoiseDesign - Jan 11, 2018 9:10:14 am PST #1209 of 1329
Our wings are not tired

Matt the Bruins Fan in Natter:

It takes special inanimate objects to inspire that kind of affection from me. Though the Galavant DVDs I just ordered might qualify...


Laura - Jan 19, 2018 11:37:00 am PST #1210 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.

Teppy in Natter, context, heck no:

I have pictures of testicles if you think they'll help.


Laura - Jan 23, 2018 8:52:06 am PST #1211 of 1329
Our wings are not tired.

Buffistechnology:

Tom Scola

Lithium batteries: Don't eat them.

Jessica

Aw man, you never let us have any fun.

Steph L.

spits battery out, sidles away casually

Gudanov

Well, there goes my lunch plans.


Beverly - Jan 23, 2018 9:02:03 am PST #1212 of 1329
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Beat me to it, Laura! Hee.


WindSparrow - Jan 23, 2018 10:09:30 am PST #1213 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Thank you, Laura. I wanted to, but couldn't brane enough to get formating.