'Shindig'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Literary:
Steph L.
Tim stole my library copy of the graphic novel of A Wrinkle in Time and is reading it (he never read the book, even as a kid). I'm so proud.
Heh. He just yelled "TESSERACT!" from the other room. That was a little unnerving.
Jessica
Should you go check to make sure he's still there?
Katerina Bee in Bitches:
Why not say you are terribly sorry, but due to the Great Pants Crisis of 2017, the calendar has become fracked and is no longer cromulent.
Context shmontext.
Jilli in Natter.
Did you know that if you answer the door to Nice Mormon Boys while wearing a velvet skirt and a vampire-themed t-shirt, lock eyes with them, and smile slowly and widely, showing all your teeth, they start stumbling over their words and back away down the stairs?
This is something I learned recently.
Gudanov in Natter:
Computers are notoriously bad swimmers.
A glorious exchange in Bitches:
Katerina Bee: Crap, I still give a fuck. I will take a dose of Fuckitall and see if I am misanthropic in the morning.
Zenkitty : Take Fuckitall with wine and chocolate.
Side effects may include lowered blood pressure, elevated feet, and missed deadlines.
In case of overdose, go immediately to the nearest beach or amusement park.
Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you!
Like!
Also like that I didn't have to worry about the formating for this one.
Jessica in Natter,
to those moaning about a woman cast as Doctor Who:
Silly Broflakes. You wanna go up against a BUFFISTA in a fan-off? Really? We are legion, we are cranky, many of us are professional research librarians, and we have been doing this a LONG LONG TIME.
Amych in Natter:
Look, if we're all going to be held to Lord Peter Wimsey standards of doing it right, I just might as well give up.
-t in Natter:
I'm back in the Hall of Justice today. Per the plaque outside the door, it's actually Hall of Justice I. I assume that this time it's personal.
Heh. That's supposed to be a II. I could not defeat autocorrect on my phone.