Katerina Bee in Bitches:
Why not say you are terribly sorry, but due to the Great Pants Crisis of 2017, the calendar has become fracked and is no longer cromulent.
Context shmontext.
Oh, yeah, baby, it's snakalicious in here.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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WindSparrow - Jun 09, 2017 8:03:42 pm PDT #1187 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
WindSparrow - Jun 14, 2017 6:22:06 pm PDT #1188 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Jilli in Natter.
Did you know that if you answer the door to Nice Mormon Boys while wearing a velvet skirt and a vampire-themed t-shirt, lock eyes with them, and smile slowly and widely, showing all your teeth, they start stumbling over their words and back away down the stairs?
This is something I learned recently.
Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2017 11:15:14 am PDT #1189 of 1329
Ann, that's a ferret.
Gudanov in Natter:
Computers are notoriously bad swimmers.
Calli - Jun 30, 2017 5:35:24 am PDT #1190 of 1329
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
A glorious exchange in Bitches:
Katerina Bee: Crap, I still give a fuck. I will take a dose of Fuckitall and see if I am misanthropic in the morning.
Zenkitty : Take Fuckitall with wine and chocolate.
Side effects may include lowered blood pressure, elevated feet, and missed deadlines.
In case of overdose, go immediately to the nearest beach or amusement park.
Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you!
WindSparrow - Jun 30, 2017 7:21:37 pm PDT #1191 of 1329
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Like!
Also like that I didn't have to worry about the formating for this one.
Beverly - Jul 17, 2017 3:16:32 pm PDT #1192 of 1329
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Jessica in Natter,
to those moaning about a woman cast as Doctor Who:
Silly Broflakes. You wanna go up against a BUFFISTA in a fan-off? Really? We are legion, we are cranky, many of us are professional research librarians, and we have been doing this a LONG LONG TIME.
Consuela - Jul 17, 2017 6:57:06 pm PDT #1193 of 1329
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Amych in Natter:
Look, if we're all going to be held to Lord Peter Wimsey standards of doing it right, I just might as well give up.
Zenkitty - Nov 01, 2017 7:25:37 am PDT #1194 of 1329
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
-t in Natter:
I'm back in the Hall of Justice today. Per the plaque outside the door, it's actually Hall of Justice I. I assume that this time it's personal.
-t - Nov 01, 2017 7:33:28 am PDT #1195 of 1329
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Heh. That's supposed to be a II. I could not defeat autocorrect on my phone.
JZ - Nov 02, 2017 5:14:08 am PDT #1196 of 1329
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jesse in Natter:
there's a woman I was friendly with in my father's nursing home who would be able to have a nice conversation a lot of the time, but sometimes would just yell, "this is bullshit!" for a while, and she was generally right and I expect to be her someday.