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Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


WindSparrow - May 05, 2017 6:47:28 pm PDT #1185 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Connie Neil

Heard at the store, two young women chatting back and forth.

Girl 1: We need to name our baby.

Girl 2: We're going to feed him to our children, don't name him.

I paused to contemplate the boxed cereals to listen for clarification. They were giggling too hard for clarity, but I heard something about a lizard, so perhaps the baby was a grasshopper. Or the lizard was the baby, and there are large snakes involved.

sumi

Connie - that sounds like the sort of conversation Drusilla might have.

Matt the Bruins Fan

Raise two, the rest are food?


Tom Scola - May 18, 2017 5:14:40 am PDT #1186 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

In Literary:

Steph L.

Tim stole my library copy of the graphic novel of A Wrinkle in Time and is reading it (he never read the book, even as a kid). I'm so proud.

Heh. He just yelled "TESSERACT!" from the other room. That was a little unnerving.

Jessica

Should you go check to make sure he's still there?


WindSparrow - Jun 09, 2017 8:03:42 pm PDT #1187 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Katerina Bee in Bitches:

Why not say you are terribly sorry, but due to the Great Pants Crisis of 2017, the calendar has become fracked and is no longer cromulent.

Context shmontext.


WindSparrow - Jun 14, 2017 6:22:06 pm PDT #1188 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Jilli in Natter.

Did you know that if you answer the door to Nice Mormon Boys while wearing a velvet skirt and a vampire-themed t-shirt, lock eyes with them, and smile slowly and widely, showing all your teeth, they start stumbling over their words and back away down the stairs?

This is something I learned recently.


Fred Pete - Jun 15, 2017 11:15:14 am PDT #1189 of 1328
Ann, that's a ferret.

Gudanov in Natter:

Computers are notoriously bad swimmers.


Calli - Jun 30, 2017 5:35:24 am PDT #1190 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

A glorious exchange in Bitches:

Katerina Bee: Crap, I still give a fuck. I will take a dose of Fuckitall and see if I am misanthropic in the morning.

Zenkitty : Take Fuckitall with wine and chocolate.

Side effects may include lowered blood pressure, elevated feet, and missed deadlines.

In case of overdose, go immediately to the nearest beach or amusement park.

Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you!


WindSparrow - Jun 30, 2017 7:21:37 pm PDT #1191 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Like!

Also like that I didn't have to worry about the formating for this one.


Beverly - Jul 17, 2017 3:16:32 pm PDT #1192 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Jessica in Natter,

to those moaning about a woman cast as Doctor Who:

Silly Broflakes. You wanna go up against a BUFFISTA in a fan-off? Really? We are legion, we are cranky, many of us are professional research librarians, and we have been doing this a LONG LONG TIME.


Consuela - Jul 17, 2017 6:57:06 pm PDT #1193 of 1328
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Amych in Natter:

Look, if we're all going to be held to Lord Peter Wimsey standards of doing it right, I just might as well give up.


Zenkitty - Nov 01, 2017 7:25:37 am PDT #1194 of 1328
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

-t in Natter:

I'm back in the Hall of Justice today. Per the plaque outside the door, it's actually Hall of Justice I. I assume that this time it's personal.