Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'
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Natter:
Kathy A: I heard on the tv this morning that the producers might be making it Jon and Kate Plus Nine, and include Jon's new girlfriend in the show.
tommyrot: Or maybe let Kate pick the title: "Jon and Kate Plus Eight Plus That Whore Jon Is Sleeping With Now."
Also Natter:
Polter-Cow: I could have been on that new Arranged Marriage show.
connie neil: I hope you just mean theoretically.
Polter-Cow: I do.
Oh shit, I didn't just accidentally marry you, did I?
sarameg: There was a dead roach on the floor when I left this morning. Now there is just a head. Means one of the gatos ate the rest most likely. Blearg.
Theodosia: They're awarding you the head and antennas, sarameg -- it's a sign of respect.
"Oh, Sean... where are your hands??" - ??
That was me. (And I'm still waiting for an answer.)
While I totally love this quote, it was actually mis-written, and should have been "stuff" not "Steph."
Aha! THAT makes much more sense. It was very puzzling.
(I still cannot believe that you people were (a) reading my NC17 fanfic and (b) completely ignoring the fact that Meara's fleeting cameo appearance is, y'know, a chick who looks just like Meara, who is in a lesbian nightclub, whilst wearing Meara's awesome vest of hottitude and generally being Meara and getting to go shag Girl!Dean offstage, and instead just assumed that some waitress with long red hair and a gap between her front teeth was somehow, bafflingly, based on Meara. I mean - ??? Not that Suzy isn't adorable, but Meara she ain't. And, much as I love all of you people, and lickable though you are, believe me when I say that I shall not be writing explicit porn about any of you any time soon. Because then I would have to kill myself for the embarrassment of it all.)
Dang. Come on, somebody here was thinking it.
Because then I would have to kill myself for the embarrassment of it all.)I dunno if the capillaries in your face could stand another round. But it sure would be fun finding out! I still wish there was a way to COMM your face with the pile on kisses, or the handcuffs. PRICELESS!
I still wish there was a way to COMM your face with the pile on kisses, or the handcuffs. PRICELESS!
Or being requested to do a reading of said NC-17 fic.
In Bitches:
erin_obscure -
Brilliant entrepreneurial idea: collect and card cat fur, spin into wool, knit into doggie sweaters.
Why yes, i did just comb a very soft and fluffy cat.
DebetEsse -
That would drive the dogs nuts... likely in a very entertaining way.
brenda m -
Can you imagine? Running around in circles all "where's that cat? There's a cat somewhere I just know it. Where the hell is that cat? Wait a minute, that cat smell is coming from me!! WTF? How much did I drink last night anyway?...Hey! I smell a cat!"
And I think this should be posted by itself, because connie neil is truly evil. Same convo as above, in Bitches.
connie neil -
For revenge, make a lovely scarf out of cat fur and give to someone allergic.