I still wish there was a way to COMM your face with the pile on kisses, or the handcuffs. PRICELESS!
Or being requested to do a reading of said NC-17 fic.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 28, 2009 8:11:53 am PDT #123 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
WindSparrow - Jun 28, 2009 2:13:16 pm PDT #124 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
erin_obscure -
Brilliant entrepreneurial idea: collect and card cat fur, spin into wool, knit into doggie sweaters.
Why yes, i did just comb a very soft and fluffy cat.
DebetEsse -
That would drive the dogs nuts... likely in a very entertaining way.
brenda m -
Can you imagine? Running around in circles all "where's that cat? There's a cat somewhere I just know it. Where the hell is that cat? Wait a minute, that cat smell is coming from me!! WTF? How much did I drink last night anyway?...Hey! I smell a cat!"
WindSparrow - Jun 28, 2009 2:14:36 pm PDT #125 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
And I think this should be posted by itself, because connie neil is truly evil. Same convo as above, in Bitches.
connie neil -
For revenge, make a lovely scarf out of cat fur and give to someone allergic.
Jesse - Jun 29, 2009 7:30:42 am PDT #126 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Natter:
Juliebird: Does anyone know how to salvage a wooden floor with chipmunk pee stains? (Thank goodness they're in the closet).
Tom Scola: Oh, come on. Everyone knows the truth about Chip & Dale.
Scrappy - Jun 30, 2009 7:37:54 am PDT #127 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Dog-related hilarity in Natter:
Gudanov: In non-ugly-dog news, I had my annual review. It was about as positive as it could be.
tommyrot: Yay! Go Gud! You should reward yourself by getting a Chinese Crested dog.
Gudanov: I think I'll just save money and shave my beagle.
esse - Jul 01, 2009 7:48:39 am PDT #128 of 1328
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
completely ignoring the fact that Meara's fleeting cameo appearance is, y'know, a chick who looks just like Meara, who is in a lesbian nightclub, whilst wearing Meara's awesome vest of hottitude and generally being Meara and getting to go shag Girl!Dean offstage, and instead just assumed that some waitress with long red hair and a gap between her front teeth was somehow, bafflingly, based on Meara. I mean - ??? Not that Suzy isn't adorable, but Meara she ain't.
Mostly it was because I was skimming your twenty-one part story for any lady-on-lady bits, and then hit that wall of hot sex, and pretty much stopped there. I wasn't looking for subtlety! I was looking for hot lady action!
smonster - Jul 01, 2009 8:13:05 am PDT #129 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I wasn't looking for subtlety! I was looking for hot lady action!
May I tag, please?
esse - Jul 01, 2009 9:46:04 am PDT #130 of 1328
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Ha, yes, of course.
Trudy Booth - Jul 01, 2009 11:44:54 am PDT #131 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
smonster: Did my boobs kill the thread? Bad Starbuck, bad Boomer.
StuntHusband: (snerk)
Yes, yes they are. Bad, that is. NO NOT YOUR BOOBS.
Wait - why am *I* talking about someone's boobs?
Jilli? What's happening?
erikaj: There's something in the air in Bitches, Stunt Husband.
Calli: And Bitches claims another one. Bwah ha hah!
NoiseDesign: Welcome to bitches.
StuntHusband: Considering my last roommate situation (with a friend named Wendy) had a wireless network with the SSID of "Wendy's House O' Bitches", this isn't terribly surprising.
But. Still.
A WOMAN'S ANATOMY. My faux-Victorian sensibilities are SHOCKED.
SHOCKED I TELL YOU.
See those capitals? My sensibilities are up in arms!
NoiseDesign: This is the same thread that makes me lust after David Tenant. Bitches does strange things to a person's sexual orientation. It's like a fake magnetic north for the libido.
Laga - Jul 03, 2009 9:14:41 am PDT #132 of 1328
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
In Other Media, a snippet from a conversation about the X-Men Relationship Map:
Tom Scola - ...Wolverine is a slut, isn't he?
Zenkitty - That's one of the best things about Wolverine! You don't have to pine for him! Just be an emotionally traumatized female, preferably with some weird barely-controllable power, and you can have him! For a little while. But really, a little while is enough.