Also Natter:
Polter-Cow: I could have been on that new Arranged Marriage show.
connie neil: I hope you just mean theoretically.
Polter-Cow: I do.
Oh shit, I didn't just accidentally marry you, did I?
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 3:06:07 pm PDT #117 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2009 8:44:09 pm PDT #118 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
sarameg: There was a dead roach on the floor when I left this morning. Now there is just a head. Means one of the gatos ate the rest most likely. Blearg.
Theodosia: They're awarding you the head and antennas, sarameg -- it's a sign of respect.
Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2009 8:45:46 pm PDT #119 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
"Oh, Sean... where are your hands??" - ??
That was me. (And I'm still waiting for an answer.)
Fay - Jun 27, 2009 9:18:35 pm PDT #120 of 1328
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
While I totally love this quote, it was actually mis-written, and should have been "stuff" not "Steph."
Aha! THAT makes much more sense. It was very puzzling.
(I still cannot believe that you people were (a) reading my NC17 fanfic and (b) completely ignoring the fact that Meara's fleeting cameo appearance is, y'know, a chick who looks just like Meara, who is in a lesbian nightclub, whilst wearing Meara's awesome vest of hottitude and generally being Meara and getting to go shag Girl!Dean offstage, and instead just assumed that some waitress with long red hair and a gap between her front teeth was somehow, bafflingly, based on Meara. I mean - ??? Not that Suzy isn't adorable, but Meara she ain't. And, much as I love all of you people, and lickable though you are, believe me when I say that I shall not be writing explicit porn about any of you any time soon. Because then I would have to kill myself for the embarrassment of it all.)
erikaj - Jun 27, 2009 9:48:56 pm PDT #121 of 1328
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Dang. Come on, somebody here was thinking it.
omnis_audis - Jun 27, 2009 10:55:08 pm PDT #122 of 1328
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Because then I would have to kill myself for the embarrassment of it all.)I dunno if the capillaries in your face could stand another round. But it sure would be fun finding out! I still wish there was a way to COMM your face with the pile on kisses, or the handcuffs. PRICELESS!
Frankenbuddha - Jun 28, 2009 8:11:53 am PDT #123 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I still wish there was a way to COMM your face with the pile on kisses, or the handcuffs. PRICELESS!
Or being requested to do a reading of said NC-17 fic.
WindSparrow - Jun 28, 2009 2:13:16 pm PDT #124 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
In Bitches:
erin_obscure -
Brilliant entrepreneurial idea: collect and card cat fur, spin into wool, knit into doggie sweaters.
Why yes, i did just comb a very soft and fluffy cat.
DebetEsse -
That would drive the dogs nuts... likely in a very entertaining way.
brenda m -
Can you imagine? Running around in circles all "where's that cat? There's a cat somewhere I just know it. Where the hell is that cat? Wait a minute, that cat smell is coming from me!! WTF? How much did I drink last night anyway?...Hey! I smell a cat!"
WindSparrow - Jun 28, 2009 2:14:36 pm PDT #125 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
And I think this should be posted by itself, because connie neil is truly evil. Same convo as above, in Bitches.
connie neil -
For revenge, make a lovely scarf out of cat fur and give to someone allergic.
Jesse - Jun 29, 2009 7:30:42 am PDT #126 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In Natter:
Juliebird: Does anyone know how to salvage a wooden floor with chipmunk pee stains? (Thank goodness they're in the closet).
Tom Scola: Oh, come on. Everyone knows the truth about Chip & Dale.