Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


meara - Jun 23, 2009 3:44:04 pm PDT #111 of 1328

While I totally love this quote, it was actually mis-written, and should have been "stuff" not "Steph." We like Steph. She does not need to be aflame. But it can remain if it's funnier.

Oh, good. It makes MUCH more sense that way. I was starting to wonder if I'd been way more drunk than I'd realized, not remembering a need to set Steph on fire!! STUFF on fire is much more understandable.


Vortex - Jun 23, 2009 3:46:34 pm PDT #112 of 1328
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

While I totally love this quote, it was actually mis-written, and should have been "stuff" not "Steph." We like Steph. She does not need to be aflame. But it can remain if it's funnier.

heh, I don't mind. After all, I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body, I'm already EN FUEGO!!!!


dcp - Jun 23, 2009 5:35:09 pm PDT #113 of 1328
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Dave, but which Dave?

'Twas I.


esse - Jun 23, 2009 9:32:46 pm PDT #114 of 1328
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Hee. There was a whole discussion about that quote at some point in the HS where I had to gently convince everyone that Vortex was not flammable material, except in the case where she was!


Toddson - Jun 24, 2009 8:57:40 am PDT #115 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In Natter:

tommyrot: Do you suppose anyone has ever tried to commit suicide by sticking their head in an electric oven?

Gudanov: You've met the Internet, haven't you?


Polter-Cow - Jun 24, 2009 1:09:30 pm PDT #116 of 1328
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Natter:

Kathy A: I heard on the tv this morning that the producers might be making it Jon and Kate Plus Nine, and include Jon's new girlfriend in the show.

tommyrot: Or maybe let Kate pick the title: "Jon and Kate Plus Eight Plus That Whore Jon Is Sleeping With Now."


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2009 3:06:07 pm PDT #117 of 1328
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Also Natter:

Polter-Cow: I could have been on that new Arranged Marriage show.

connie neil: I hope you just mean theoretically.

Polter-Cow: I do.

Oh shit, I didn't just accidentally marry you, did I?


Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2009 8:44:09 pm PDT #118 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

sarameg: There was a dead roach on the floor when I left this morning. Now there is just a head. Means one of the gatos ate the rest most likely. Blearg.

Theodosia: They're awarding you the head and antennas, sarameg -- it's a sign of respect.


Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2009 8:45:46 pm PDT #119 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

"Oh, Sean... where are your hands??" - ??

That was me. (And I'm still waiting for an answer.)


Fay - Jun 27, 2009 9:18:35 pm PDT #120 of 1328
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

While I totally love this quote, it was actually mis-written, and should have been "stuff" not "Steph."

Aha! THAT makes much more sense. It was very puzzling.

(I still cannot believe that you people were (a) reading my NC17 fanfic and (b) completely ignoring the fact that Meara's fleeting cameo appearance is, y'know, a chick who looks just like Meara, who is in a lesbian nightclub, whilst wearing Meara's awesome vest of hottitude and generally being Meara and getting to go shag Girl!Dean offstage, and instead just assumed that some waitress with long red hair and a gap between her front teeth was somehow, bafflingly, based on Meara. I mean - ??? Not that Suzy isn't adorable, but Meara she ain't. And, much as I love all of you people, and lickable though you are, believe me when I say that I shall not be writing explicit porn about any of you any time soon. Because then I would have to kill myself for the embarrassment of it all.)