We knocked 'em deader!

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jessica - May 08, 2015 3:42:00 pm PDT #1086 of 1328
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Context be damned:

erika: I wish I had a root and some freedom.


erikaj - May 08, 2015 6:59:58 pm PDT #1087 of 1328
Always Anti-fascist!

Given how much history is in that, I think the context would be as useful as, like, Wire spoilers. "Um, remember that guy from twenty episodes ago? He's back. Also, the Man's still gonna crush you. Have a nice day!" Sorry, newbies.


Beverly - May 12, 2015 1:16:01 pm PDT #1088 of 1328
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Religious discussion in Natter--

Tom Scola: It looks like it's a Calvinist thing. If everything is already predetermined, once you're saved, you can't be unsaved. Never mind all of the backsliding that goes on in the fundamentalist community.

Steph L.: Oh, right! I got the Calvinist stuff backwards.

It's been a long time since I've even thought about that stuff. At least I remembered "Calvinist."

Toddson: Calvin has a lot to answer for. As does Hobbes.


aurelia - May 14, 2015 6:19:32 pm PDT #1089 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

More from Toddson:

I love the mixture of theology and antihistamines.

God bless you all (for one reason or another).


Calli - May 15, 2015 2:00:40 am PDT #1090 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Boxed Set (this is everything I ever wanted in cultural commentary, possible Flash spoilers):

-t: The Snerts get more fun every time i see them

billytea: I had no idea The Flash had arranged a Dr Seuss crossover.

-t: Did you not see the episode about the dire threat of the Oobleck?


EpicTangent - May 21, 2015 3:23:59 pm PDT #1091 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Juliebird in Natter, on what her name would be if born in other decades:

I am Adilyn, not bad. The worst was Lakeysha. I'm envisioning that spelt with a dollar sign.


Jesse - May 23, 2015 3:29:28 am PDT #1092 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

Matt the Bruins Fan: I'm not sure what distinguishes inebriated from drunk

Aurelia: The ability to pronounce inebriated.


Calli - Jun 01, 2015 2:29:08 pm PDT #1093 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Natter:

Rick: Changing the names of things gives an illusion of progress with very little expenditure of effort. That makes it a popular option.


Pix - Jun 04, 2015 10:23:15 pm PDT #1094 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

in Natter:

-t: What do we want? Incremental change! When do we want it? In due course!


P.M. Marc - Jun 05, 2015 2:48:46 pm PDT #1095 of 1328
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

In Movies:

Tom Scola: One Direction Fan Fiction to Become Feature Film

Matt the Bruins fan: I don't know whether to be appalled by this and 50 Shade of Grey or enthusiastic at the signs that there will eventually be a Dean/Cas movie.