It's not like she blew me off. She just left with another guy, that's all.

Riley ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


aurelia - May 14, 2015 6:19:32 pm PDT #1089 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

More from Toddson:

I love the mixture of theology and antihistamines.

God bless you all (for one reason or another).


Calli - May 15, 2015 2:00:40 am PDT #1090 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Boxed Set (this is everything I ever wanted in cultural commentary, possible Flash spoilers):

-t: The Snerts get more fun every time i see them

billytea: I had no idea The Flash had arranged a Dr Seuss crossover.

-t: Did you not see the episode about the dire threat of the Oobleck?


EpicTangent - May 21, 2015 3:23:59 pm PDT #1091 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Juliebird in Natter, on what her name would be if born in other decades:

I am Adilyn, not bad. The worst was Lakeysha. I'm envisioning that spelt with a dollar sign.


Jesse - May 23, 2015 3:29:28 am PDT #1092 of 1328
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Natter:

Matt the Bruins Fan: I'm not sure what distinguishes inebriated from drunk

Aurelia: The ability to pronounce inebriated.


Calli - Jun 01, 2015 2:29:08 pm PDT #1093 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Natter:

Rick: Changing the names of things gives an illusion of progress with very little expenditure of effort. That makes it a popular option.


Pix - Jun 04, 2015 10:23:15 pm PDT #1094 of 1328
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

in Natter:

-t: What do we want? Incremental change! When do we want it? In due course!


P.M. Marc - Jun 05, 2015 2:48:46 pm PDT #1095 of 1328
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

In Movies:

Tom Scola: One Direction Fan Fiction to Become Feature Film

Matt the Bruins fan: I don't know whether to be appalled by this and 50 Shade of Grey or enthusiastic at the signs that there will eventually be a Dean/Cas movie.


Toddson - Jun 12, 2015 9:06:57 am PDT #1096 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Ginger's wise - and eminently sane - medical advice:

Thinking about murder seemed like a really unfortunate side effect.


Calli - Jun 13, 2015 12:22:05 pm PDT #1097 of 1328
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Connie Neil in Marvel Universe:

The utter blaseness in the face of oratical evil just makes me happy. "You didn't tell me he was this crazy." "He's really stepped it up a notch." You expect them to hold up scoring signs for Dr. Doom speeches or something. I guess the apparent history of mutual snark makes me happy.

"Why the hell did you give that incoherent rant a 9, Coulson?"
"I was impressed by his use of alliteration in the middle, sir."
"OK, yeah, that was good, but he lost points when he tried to work in the speech before Agincourt."
"You're right, 'we few, we happy few' doesn't really apply to cybernetic mollusks."


Scrappy - Jul 21, 2015 6:14:30 pm PDT #1098 of 1328
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Teppy speaking for us all in Natter:

Zenkitty

I want to write everything in Comic Sans now. I really really do. I love Comic Sans.

Steph L.

I am pointing at you and screaming like Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers.
Just so you know.