I'm so far behind in Natter (and Bitches), but Matt - you ordered organ meat from a fast food joint? You either do that at the high end or the low end. The median - fast food - end just gets you...I dare not contemplate; something else.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 10, 2014 3:51:32 pm PDT #1046 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Toddson - Oct 14, 2014 4:39:27 am PDT #1047 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Personally, I've always considered gizzards to be more exercise equipment for the jaws than food (my mother used to fry them for dinner ... I went hungry those nights).
beekaytee - Oct 14, 2014 6:19:14 am PDT #1048 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant
Toddson in Boxed Set
S(leepy) H(ollow): Ichabod seems to be the go-to for information. Icha-wiki?
billytea - Oct 27, 2014 7:07:06 pm PDT #1049 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
DebetEsse in Natter:
I think we all know the next Syfy original: Ebola Constrictor
amych - Nov 02, 2014 4:54:33 pm PST #1050 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In Boxed Set, billytea channels K9 as a cat:
"Hey, you! Yes, the one with the scarf. Have we met before? Ok, never mind about that. I'm bored. Go fetch that robot parrot thing I killed once. I want to bat it around some more. No, the parrot thing. Belonged to Captain Shouty. Pushed you off a cliff. God, that was funny. ...Well I don't see why you're complaining. You pushed Romana off a cliff next adventure, you don't really have much high ground there. Probably fall off it if you did. There's an epitaph for you. Name: Doctor Scarf. Nemesis: heights. None of which is fetching my dead parrot."
aurelia - Nov 03, 2014 5:59:32 pm PST #1051 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Dana, in Natter:
We once requested screenshots to use in online training, and the company faxed them over.
smonster - Dec 03, 2014 5:26:52 pm PST #1052 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Zen, in Bitches, with a sentiment I think many of us can relate to:
There's a flaw in my system, and I think it's me.
billytea - Dec 04, 2014 11:50:44 am PST #1053 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph in Boxed Set, spoilery for Arrow (mostly for Arrow dialogue, I think it's plot point free):
Loved Ollie's line about not being as emotionally healthy as Barry. Oh, sweetie, you aren't as emotionally healthy as Gollum.
JZ - Jan 01, 2015 10:08:17 am PST #1054 of 1328
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
In Natter -
billytea: News of the boy: tonight I passed the toilet to discover Ryan standing in front of the loo, peeing and saying over and over, "Downloading, downloading, downloading..."
I'm wondering if I should be concerned as to what he's been learning in his tech classes.
NoiseDesign: Yeah. I think that would more accurately be uploading.
billytea: I was going with live streaming, myself.
Tom Scola - Jan 12, 2015 5:45:38 am PST #1055 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
flea, in Natter: I also recently had The Talk that every mother has to have with her growing daughter at some point. No, not THAT talk ... the Leggings Are Not Pants talk.