That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Coffee On My Monitor Again

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Frankenbuddha - Sep 26, 2014 11:18:28 am PDT #1043 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In Natter (I'm way behind, but hadn't seen this here yet):

Connie: There are upsides to your work monitor being about to catch fire.

Ginger: What doesn't kill you gets you new hardware.


Strix - Sep 30, 2014 9:18:03 am PDT #1044 of 1328
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sheryl, in Natter:

"The ID badges at my workplace are called PIV badges. Still makes me amused to see that acronym."


Toddson - Oct 06, 2014 5:06:48 am PDT #1045 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Matt the Bruins fan in Natter:

Not on, KFC. I didn't want to cook tonight, so I got takeout and discovered that instead of the chicken livers I ordered, they'd given me gizzards. My former alleycats that I've caught eating string turned their noses up at them.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 10, 2014 3:51:32 pm PDT #1046 of 1328
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm so far behind in Natter (and Bitches), but Matt - you ordered organ meat from a fast food joint? You either do that at the high end or the low end. The median - fast food - end just gets you...I dare not contemplate; something else.


Toddson - Oct 14, 2014 4:39:27 am PDT #1047 of 1328
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Personally, I've always considered gizzards to be more exercise equipment for the jaws than food (my mother used to fry them for dinner ... I went hungry those nights).


beekaytee - Oct 14, 2014 6:19:14 am PDT #1048 of 1328
Compassionately intolerant

Toddson in Boxed Set

S(leepy) H(ollow): Ichabod seems to be the go-to for information. Icha-wiki?


billytea - Oct 27, 2014 7:07:06 pm PDT #1049 of 1328
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

DebetEsse in Natter:

I think we all know the next Syfy original: Ebola Constrictor


amych - Nov 02, 2014 4:54:33 pm PST #1050 of 1328
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Boxed Set, billytea channels K9 as a cat:

"Hey, you! Yes, the one with the scarf. Have we met before? Ok, never mind about that. I'm bored. Go fetch that robot parrot thing I killed once. I want to bat it around some more. No, the parrot thing. Belonged to Captain Shouty. Pushed you off a cliff. God, that was funny. ...Well I don't see why you're complaining. You pushed Romana off a cliff next adventure, you don't really have much high ground there. Probably fall off it if you did. There's an epitaph for you. Name: Doctor Scarf. Nemesis: heights. None of which is fetching my dead parrot."


aurelia - Nov 03, 2014 5:59:32 pm PST #1051 of 1328
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Dana, in Natter:

We once requested screenshots to use in online training, and the company faxed them over.


smonster - Dec 03, 2014 5:26:52 pm PST #1052 of 1328
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Zen, in Bitches, with a sentiment I think many of us can relate to:

There's a flaw in my system, and I think it's me.