Dana in Good Riddance. Go look at the context, it is amazing, but even without context this is pretty awesome:
Chuck Norris wishes he loved somebody like Kirk Douglas loves you.
But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!
Wash ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor Again
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-t - Jan 08, 2014 5:07:56 pm PST #1011 of 1328
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Kate P. - Jan 10, 2014 9:24:14 am PST #1012 of 1328
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Natter:
Steph L.: I was reading a post with questions from readers about picking your bridal party, and one reader wondered if 9 (on just her side) was too many.
The very first comment was "I think nine is a nice number because then they can be your Nazgul."
AWESOME.
Steph L.: Realizing I could have had Nazgul makes me slightly regret not having a wedding party.
billytea: I for one endorse replacing "Maid of Honour" with "Witch King of Angmar".
Connie Neil: Once again looking for the Like button on the Nazgul posts. The Witch King would give a bitchin' speech.
billytea: I'd be waiting for when she announces it's time to get on the dance floor: "Do not come between the Nazgûl and her prey."
Theodosia: I'd look forward to the part of the wedding reception where the Witch King says "No man may dance with me," and the Best Man tears off his false beard and breast bindings and whips her into a waltz.
Tom Scola - Feb 02, 2014 11:25:12 am PST #1013 of 1328
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
The Baltimore Sun: Three to six inches of snow likely Monday in latest winter storm [link]
sarameg: ...It's all because I washed my car, isn't it?
Steph L: sara, look at your life. Look at your choices.
Kat - Feb 09, 2014 5:45:28 pm PST #1014 of 1328
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sarameg: Non-greasy bengay, my ass.
msbelle: that may burn.
Trudy Booth - Feb 11, 2014 10:38:17 am PST #1015 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dana: King cake ice cream is better in theory than in execution, but aren't you glad we live in a world where such things are possible?
Trudy Booth - Feb 20, 2014 6:23:24 am PST #1016 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
erikaj: People always react to my ASU degree, too. I can't tell if it's the chair or that a blonde graduate of that college kept her shirt dry for two years.
Trudy Booth - Feb 20, 2014 11:11:35 am PST #1017 of 1328
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Juliana: How more level can you get than dead level? There is none more level. Levels do not go up to 11.
WindSparrow - Feb 22, 2014 3:15:54 am PST #1018 of 1328
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Jilli in Goodbye and Good Riddence:
...No way am I giving up caffeine or sugar. You will pry my coffee with two sugars out of my chilly undead hands. And then I'll send some of the minions after you, while the others go fetch me more coffee.
Cass - Mar 11, 2014 5:38:36 pm PDT #1019 of 1328
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
shrift in Natter:
I should get on the treadmill or meditate or something before I try to destroy the Earth. I know it's where I keep my stuff you guys, but I've been trying to declutter...
EpicTangent - Mar 12, 2014 12:40:46 pm PDT #1020 of 1328
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
I'm just set up, Sail brings the coup de grace:
In Goodbye & Good Riddance:
EpicTangent: Huh, finally got to the post office & mailed a couple of things that have been waiting, but forgot to invoke Spartacus. Oh well, they're from Me, Recipients, so there!
SuziQ: Now I'm trying to picture the Spartacus invocation ritual.
EpicT: I forgot the candles and ceremonial dagger.
SailAweigh: Press one for goat or say "goats".