What the hell is going on?! Why did I just see James Marsden as Alan Tudyk and Chris Rock as Matthew McFadyen and Peter Dinklage reprising his role in a remake of Death at a Funeral?! Really? A remake of a three year old movie?
This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
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Juliebird - Mar 30, 2010 5:49:54 pm PDT #7457 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Jessica - Mar 30, 2010 6:27:18 pm PDT #7458 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Clash of the Titans FAIL. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.
(I'm copy-pasting from Twitter here, because this movie is not worth coming up with an original sentence for.)
DebetEsse - Mar 31, 2010 3:43:08 am PDT #7459 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Ok, I had no trouble coming up with wildly inaccurate biopics.
Anyone know any historically-accurate biopics?
Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2010 8:06:12 am PDT #7460 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
What the hell is going on?! Why did I just see James Marsden as Alan Tudyk and Chris Rock as Matthew McFadyen and Peter Dinklage reprising his role in a remake of Death at a Funeral?! Really? A remake of a three year old movie?
I thought this as soon as I heard about it. It makes me angry just thinking about it.
Ailleann - Mar 31, 2010 8:07:57 am PDT #7461 of 30000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Really? A remake of a three year old movie?
But this time it has black actors!
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2010 8:42:11 am PDT #7462 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
But this time it has black actors!
Well, some.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2010 8:49:20 am PDT #7463 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
My only consolations are (1) Peter Dinklage getting paid twice for the same job and (2) me finally getting to see James Marsden nekkid.
Sean K - Mar 31, 2010 8:54:49 am PDT #7464 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But this time it has black actors!
Well, some.
It's primarily a black cast. I'd heard this was because it was a Tyler Perry production, but a look at the IMDB page shows no hint of Perry's name.
However, it is directed by Neil LaBute. For some reason.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2010 9:03:24 am PDT #7465 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
However, it is directed by Neil LaBute. For some reason.
That I didn't know. Huh. I wonder if there will be bees.
Burrell - Mar 31, 2010 11:19:42 am PDT #7466 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I didn't hear of Death at a Funeral the first time around, so I didn't realize it's a remake. Of course, that doesn't change the fact that I have no intention of ever seeing it.