My only consolations are (1) Peter Dinklage getting paid twice for the same job and (2) me finally getting to see James Marsden nekkid.
Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs.
Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.
'Potential'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 31, 2010 8:49:20 am PDT #7463 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Sean K - Mar 31, 2010 8:54:49 am PDT #7464 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
But this time it has black actors!
Well, some.
It's primarily a black cast. I'd heard this was because it was a Tyler Perry production, but a look at the IMDB page shows no hint of Perry's name.
However, it is directed by Neil LaBute. For some reason.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2010 9:03:24 am PDT #7465 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
However, it is directed by Neil LaBute. For some reason.
That I didn't know. Huh. I wonder if there will be bees.
Burrell - Mar 31, 2010 11:19:42 am PDT #7466 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I didn't hear of Death at a Funeral the first time around, so I didn't realize it's a remake. Of course, that doesn't change the fact that I have no intention of ever seeing it.
Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2010 11:30:27 am PDT #7467 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
The original was perfect for what it was and certainly worth it for the Tudyk scene.
Sue - Mar 31, 2010 12:21:21 pm PDT #7468 of 30000
hip deep in pie
I thought Tudyk was the only good thing about the original, and that it's hardly worth remaking. We had several walkouts when I saw it in the theatre.
Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2010 12:34:18 pm PDT #7469 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think what bothers me is that it feels like they're pretending the original never existed or at least was overlooked to a great extent (3 years old!!!) and that that is a good thing. It's sort of offensive if you liked or were invested in the original.
bon bon - Mar 31, 2010 12:37:55 pm PDT #7470 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I think what bothers me is that it feels like they're pretending the original never existed or at least was overlooked to a great extent (3 years old!!!) and that that is a good thing. It's sort of offensive if you liked or were invested in the original.
It feels like Chris Rock really liked the original and wanted to remake it for himself. It's not his first remake. Are you offended by The Departed, or Insomnia?
Tom Scola - Mar 31, 2010 12:41:40 pm PDT #7471 of 30000
hwæt
The Maltese Falcon was remade three times in a ten year period. I don't see it as a big deal.
Daisy Jane - Mar 31, 2010 12:43:06 pm PDT #7472 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Nope, but I didn't know of/weren't invested in those movies.