Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.

'Hell Bound'


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DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:45:48 am PST #7063 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm trying to think what corporate mascot I'd most like to see snuff it.

I vote: Geico caveman.

I like the Geico Gecko though.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:47:15 am PST #7064 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm trying to think what corporate mascot I'd most like to see snuff it.

Ronald McDonald. Or Snuggles.

And that Trix rabbit is pretty annoying.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:48:16 am PST #7065 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or Snuggles.

Is that the creepy demon spawn bear?


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:49:33 am PST #7066 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is that the creepy demon spawn bear?

Yeah. For some fabric softener.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:50:23 am PST #7067 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Right. With the giggle from hell.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 04, 2010 6:51:04 am PST #7068 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And that Trix rabbit is pretty annoying.

But if you watch Robot Chicken you know he gets what's coming to him.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:51:29 am PST #7069 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, I don't want that Taco Bell Chihuahua to snuff it. But maybe he can try to save Snuggles but fail, and then go through a nightmarish descent into booze and drugs....


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:55:06 am PST #7070 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Where is Spuds McKenzie now?

In a somewhat sideways segue, the pop artist SHAG did a fantastic portrait mimicking the Last Supper using nothing but well-brand liquor mascots (i.e., Old Crow whiskey et al.)


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 7:09:12 am PST #7071 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Burger King, without question.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 7:11:19 am PST #7072 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Burger King, without question.

Can he be tortured first? I wanna find out if he has any expressions besides his stupid smile....

eta: Or his brother kills him and usurps the throne, only to be killed in a sword fight with the Burger Prince....