Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


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Daisy Jane - Mar 04, 2010 5:33:02 am PST #7053 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I feel like I need to watch Twilight, and yet I keep bumping it down in my queue.

Watched The Informant! and Almost Famous, and will watch Law Abiding Citizen. Next up is The Goods, Igor and Let The Right One In.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 5:37:30 am PST #7054 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For Let The Right One In, watch it with the "theatrical subtitles" option (if available on the DVD you have), as they are better than the default subtitles (which were redone for the DVD release).

It'll probably default to the English voiceover version, so you'll have to change the language to Swedish as well.


Daisy Jane - Mar 04, 2010 5:38:44 am PST #7055 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thanks for the tip!


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:18:15 am PST #7056 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When fictional vampires duke it out

"Down for the Count," a painting by Deviant Art's Poopbear, shows the Count from Sesame Street laying into the fangy-come-lately prettyboy from Twilight. It cheered me.


Amy - Mar 04, 2010 6:25:05 am PST #7057 of 30000
Because books.

That's AWESOME. "ONE less sparkly vampire, mwah ha ha ..."


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:25:53 am PST #7058 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

'Gilligan's Island' headed to the bigscreen


§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 6:38:43 am PST #7059 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The hell? Ridley Scott is making a Monopoly movie? News articles.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:40:24 am PST #7060 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Supposedly they're making a Space Invaders movie too.


DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:41:22 am PST #7061 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Who needs product placement?

I'm waiting for the Pepsi Light movie.


tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:42:50 am PST #7062 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was that Budweiser that had those frogs in those commercials? They should make a movie about them. Where they get eaten by snakes.

Corporate mascot snuff films! It'll be the hot new trend!