You know, I don't want that Taco Bell Chihuahua to snuff it. But maybe he can try to save Snuggles but fail, and then go through a nightmarish descent into booze and drugs....
Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence. Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
'Not Fade Away'
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tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 6:51:29 am PST #7069 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Mar 04, 2010 6:55:06 am PST #7070 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Where is Spuds McKenzie now?
In a somewhat sideways segue, the pop artist SHAG did a fantastic portrait mimicking the Last Supper using nothing but well-brand liquor mascots (i.e., Old Crow whiskey et al.)
§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 7:09:12 am PST #7071 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The Burger King, without question.
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 7:11:19 am PST #7072 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Burger King, without question.
Can he be tortured first? I wanna find out if he has any expressions besides his stupid smile....
eta: Or his brother kills him and usurps the throne, only to be killed in a sword fight with the Burger Prince....
msbelle - Mar 04, 2010 7:24:19 am PST #7073 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
you all make me cry.
§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 7:24:44 am PST #7074 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And the Burger King doesn't?
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 7:26:54 am PST #7075 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And the Burger King doesn't?
Totes. That commercial that tells you to "Wake up with the King" doesn't make you cry? or scream?
msbelle - Mar 04, 2010 7:36:16 am PST #7076 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I kinda love the King.
Fred Pete - Mar 04, 2010 7:46:32 am PST #7077 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Not quite the same thing, but the Taco Bell chihuahua deserved far better than, "Yo quiero Taco Bell." But that wasn't so much "bad mascot" as "how can you do that to that poor animal?"
And the Energizer Bunny wore out its welcome long ago. And I was a big fan at first.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2010 7:46:45 am PST #7078 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
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