The Burger King, without question.
Can he be tortured first? I wanna find out if he has any expressions besides his stupid smile....
eta: Or his brother kills him and usurps the throne, only to be killed in a sword fight with the Burger Prince....
Elliot: I thought I said discreet. Gwen: What, do you see nipple?
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tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 7:11:19 am PST #7072 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
msbelle - Mar 04, 2010 7:24:19 am PST #7073 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
you all make me cry.
§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 7:24:44 am PST #7074 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And the Burger King doesn't?
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 7:26:54 am PST #7075 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And the Burger King doesn't?
Totes. That commercial that tells you to "Wake up with the King" doesn't make you cry? or scream?
msbelle - Mar 04, 2010 7:36:16 am PST #7076 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I kinda love the King.
Fred Pete - Mar 04, 2010 7:46:32 am PST #7077 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Not quite the same thing, but the Taco Bell chihuahua deserved far better than, "Yo quiero Taco Bell." But that wasn't so much "bad mascot" as "how can you do that to that poor animal?"
And the Energizer Bunny wore out its welcome long ago. And I was a big fan at first.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2010 7:46:45 am PST #7078 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
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Tom Scola - Mar 04, 2010 7:49:17 am PST #7079 of 30000
hwæt
Frankenbuddha - Mar 04, 2010 8:13:58 am PST #7080 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Matt, heh. I've seen that same picture with the caption "Reason 183 to quit drinking."
Tom Scola - Mar 04, 2010 8:21:03 am PST #7081 of 30000
hwæt
Speaking of characters that deserve to die: Neil Patrick Harris is set to star in Smurfs: The Movie.