But she was naked! And all... articulate!

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Frankenbuddha - May 22, 2012 9:55:51 am PDT #20518 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The Queen is invited to the wedding of the prince and his new bride, not realizing that the new bride is Snow White. At the wedding, a pair of heated iron shoes are brought out with tongs, and the Queen is forced to wear them and dance until she dies.

That's like something right out of Game of Thrones.


EpicTangent - May 22, 2012 10:05:06 am PDT #20519 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

The Queen is invited to the wedding of the prince and his new bride, not realizing that the new bride is Snow White. At the wedding, a pair of heated iron shoes are brought out with tongs, and the Queen is forced to wear them and dance until she dies.

And the queen & wicked stepsister in Ever After thought they had it rough becoming servants...


Atropa - May 22, 2012 10:08:59 am PDT #20520 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

This is one of my favorite collections of the Grimm's stories: [link]

In fact, I should dig it out and re-read it soon.


Consuela - May 22, 2012 10:09:26 am PDT #20521 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

And the queen & wicked stepsister in Ever After thought they had it rough becoming servants

In the original version of Cinderella, they all had their eyes pecked out by birds. And the two girls basically maimed themselves trying to get their feet to fit into the glass slipper.


-t - May 22, 2012 10:15:31 am PDT #20522 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Chopped off their heels and toes, as my mom would remind me often when we were shoe shopping.


EpicTangent - May 22, 2012 10:17:14 am PDT #20523 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Oh, yeah, big fan of Into the Woods, so we could even sing about the blood in the shoes...if we wanted to.

Just sayin'...made to work in the laundry and being dyed purple...those ladies got off WAAAY easy.


§ ita § - May 22, 2012 10:28:15 am PDT #20524 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have that same collection, Jilli.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 22, 2012 11:38:00 am PDT #20525 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If you didn't want to do the legwork in calculating Avenger screentime: [link] (doesn't include Fury or Loki).

I would not have guessed that Steve actually got more screentime than Tony, as I was left wanting more of the former and less of the latter.

Loki seemed to know plenty about the Earth when he was visiting Thor during his imprisonment in the Branagh film. I gathered that he may have traveled to the planet on his own and learned a thing or two prior to the events of that movie.


DavidS - May 22, 2012 11:43:48 am PDT #20526 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I gathered that he may have traveled to the planet on his own and learned a thing or two prior to the events of that movie.

In Norse lore Loki hangs out on Earth a lot, being a trickster god and whatnot.


tommyrot - May 22, 2012 11:55:13 am PDT #20527 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In Norse lore Loki hangs out on Earth a lot, being a trickster god and whatnot.

Yeah. That's why the Vikings have never won a Super Bowl.