Oh man, it is so sweet of you to even think of me. Did the phone ring & ring with no answer?

Yes! Wait, is that, like...a real phone? Not a cell phone? So I shouldn't text that number?

In any case, I was going to have him leave you a message or something, but nothing came up, and also, he was talking to people waiting in line for his panel, and I decided it would be kind of ass-y to butt in. But I did go to the end of the line, and his panel was awesome.

did you manage to get Rex Mantooth

Every time you mention this to me, it's like the first time. I think this is actually the third. In any case, my comic book store is having a sale this weekend, and if they have it, I will pick it up. Regardless, I think I need to call you and tell you all about how great Matt Fraction is.

What in the?.. .

That was a Funny or Die thing, Laga. It's pretty amusing.

And I thought I couldn't love Kristen Bell more.

I hate this movie so much. It's so vile and mean.

And unmercilessly stupid.

If it's any consolation, it didn't make any money.

Wait, is that, like...a real phone? Not a cell phone? So I shouldn't text that number?

Ha! Yes, that's my home phone. I do have a cell technically, but it gets minimal use and now I'm rambling so I'll email in a sec.

I was going to have him leave you a message or something

Oh, now I'm sad all over again! But you still get the niceness points for even thinking of it!

This movie makes me want the world to end.

I don't think I've seen another movie with as many goofs on imdb.

This movie makes me want the world to end.

Don't do it, Sean! Don't give it the satisfaction!

THAT'S REALLY THE LAST LINE!?!?!? I hate this movie so much. Somebody needs to staple Roland Emmerich's eyelids to the mudflaps of a speeding semi before he makes another film. I'm going to go cry now.