...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Sean K - Jul 27, 2010 9:48:17 pm PDT #10225 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

This movie makes me want the world to end.


Laga - Jul 27, 2010 9:49:08 pm PDT #10226 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't think I've seen another movie with as many goofs on imdb.


billytea - Jul 27, 2010 9:49:17 pm PDT #10227 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

This movie makes me want the world to end.

Don't do it, Sean! Don't give it the satisfaction!


Sean K - Jul 27, 2010 9:56:42 pm PDT #10228 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

THAT'S REALLY THE LAST LINE!?!?!? I hate this movie so much. Somebody needs to staple Roland Emmerich's eyelids to the mudflaps of a speeding semi before he makes another film. I'm going to go cry now.


Jessica - Jul 28, 2010 3:36:21 am PDT #10229 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"The Giving Tree"

Full. Body. Shudder.

(Off-topic, I know, but lord do I hate that book. Probably about as much as Sean hates 2012.)


billytea - Jul 28, 2010 3:57:49 am PDT #10230 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

THAT'S REALLY THE LAST LINE!?!?!?

Now I want to know what the line is. Is it setting up the blockbuster sequel, 2013?


Jessica - Jul 28, 2010 3:59:06 am PDT #10231 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it setting up the blockbuster sequel, 2013?

"Wait, you mean we can just go buy a new calendar? Crisis AVERTED!"


billytea - Jul 28, 2010 4:18:41 am PDT #10232 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Wait, you mean we can just go buy a new calendar? Crisis AVERTED!"

But if you bought a 16-month calendar, then the movie would literally be a third longer!


Jessica - Jul 28, 2010 4:20:54 am PDT #10233 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


megan walker - Jul 28, 2010 5:21:54 am PDT #10234 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The Giving Tree is horrific.

Love The Spanish Prisoner. It really doesn't make any sense, but I love "the process."