Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


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Sean K - Jul 27, 2010 9:56:42 pm PDT #10228 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

THAT'S REALLY THE LAST LINE!?!?!? I hate this movie so much. Somebody needs to staple Roland Emmerich's eyelids to the mudflaps of a speeding semi before he makes another film. I'm going to go cry now.


Jessica - Jul 28, 2010 3:36:21 am PDT #10229 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"The Giving Tree"

Full. Body. Shudder.

(Off-topic, I know, but lord do I hate that book. Probably about as much as Sean hates 2012.)


billytea - Jul 28, 2010 3:57:49 am PDT #10230 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

THAT'S REALLY THE LAST LINE!?!?!?

Now I want to know what the line is. Is it setting up the blockbuster sequel, 2013?


Jessica - Jul 28, 2010 3:59:06 am PDT #10231 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it setting up the blockbuster sequel, 2013?

"Wait, you mean we can just go buy a new calendar? Crisis AVERTED!"


billytea - Jul 28, 2010 4:18:41 am PDT #10232 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

"Wait, you mean we can just go buy a new calendar? Crisis AVERTED!"

But if you bought a 16-month calendar, then the movie would literally be a third longer!


Jessica - Jul 28, 2010 4:20:54 am PDT #10233 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


megan walker - Jul 28, 2010 5:21:54 am PDT #10234 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The Giving Tree is horrific.

Love The Spanish Prisoner. It really doesn't make any sense, but I love "the process."


Dana - Jul 28, 2010 5:42:53 am PDT #10235 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

That was pretty much my reaction to 2012. It's disaster porn, with a bonus of watching a bunch of brown people die.


DavidS - Jul 28, 2010 6:32:23 am PDT #10236 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

A key scene from Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl.


Sean K - Jul 28, 2010 6:57:29 am PDT #10237 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The probability is high that I will be seeing Inception again today.