This movie makes me want the world to end.
Don't do it, Sean! Don't give it the satisfaction!
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This movie makes me want the world to end.
Don't do it, Sean! Don't give it the satisfaction!
THAT'S REALLY THE LAST LINE!?!?!? I hate this movie so much. Somebody needs to staple Roland Emmerich's eyelids to the mudflaps of a speeding semi before he makes another film. I'm going to go cry now.
"The Giving Tree"
Full. Body. Shudder.
(Off-topic, I know, but lord do I hate that book. Probably about as much as Sean hates 2012.)
THAT'S REALLY THE LAST LINE!?!?!?
Now I want to know what the line is. Is it setting up the blockbuster sequel, 2013?
Is it setting up the blockbuster sequel, 2013?
"Wait, you mean we can just go buy a new calendar? Crisis AVERTED!"
"Wait, you mean we can just go buy a new calendar? Crisis AVERTED!"
But if you bought a 16-month calendar, then the movie would literally be a third longer!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Giving Tree is horrific.
Love The Spanish Prisoner. It really doesn't make any sense, but I love "the process."
That was pretty much my reaction to 2012. It's disaster porn, with a bonus of watching a bunch of brown people die.