Baby owl is adorable.
And can I also sign up for the ... well, he doesn't have to be wealthy. At this point I'd settle for someone who can support himself and picks up his own socks.
Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.
'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:06:47 pm PST #29605 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2009 12:06:55 pm PST #29606 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
That is too cute to be real.
It looks like a Japanese cartoonist invented it.
tommyrot - Nov 06, 2009 12:08:18 pm PST #29607 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone give that owl a Tootsie Pop!
Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:08:49 pm PST #29608 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
or some hugs and, um, featherpats
Atropa - Nov 06, 2009 12:11:36 pm PST #29609 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Could someone just hook me up with the Rich Guys Who Are into Overweight Smart Blondes and Want to Take Care of Them for Life Network?
If I had their contact info, I'd give it to you people. Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout. I am not meant for a day job (even though I'm pretty good at mine)! I am meant to be a fabulously wealthy eccentric!
Schedule your good cry for when you get home and then have a nice bath and eat some chocolate.
This is a really good plan.
EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 12:13:19 pm PST #29610 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Boy, howdy, I'd like that hook-up, too, pleaseandthankyou.
Once I find it, I promise to send you a link.
Y'know, I'm a true believer that money can't buy happiness - but it sure as hell can remove a lot of obstacles to happiness.
(A visit from the Healthy Family Members Fairy also would be welcome)
EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 12:14:41 pm PST #29611 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout.
I'd settle for this as Plan B.
sj - Nov 06, 2009 12:15:42 pm PST #29612 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Epic}}}
Kathy A - Nov 06, 2009 12:16:23 pm PST #29613 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Give me the winning lottery ticket--sugar daddies are all well-and-good, but they can dump you as fast as they find you, and if they die while you're still hooked up, well, just ask Anna Nicole Smith's ghost what can happen to you then.
ChiKat - Nov 06, 2009 12:16:27 pm PST #29614 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Once I find it, I promise to send you a link.
Same here!
Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout.
That would work, too.