Give me the winning lottery ticket--sugar daddies are all well-and-good, but they can dump you as fast as they find you, and if they die while you're still hooked up, well, just ask Anna Nicole Smith's ghost what can happen to you then.
I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.
Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Kathy A - Nov 06, 2009 12:16:23 pm PST #29613 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
ChiKat - Nov 06, 2009 12:16:27 pm PST #29614 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Once I find it, I promise to send you a link.
Same here!
Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout.
That would work, too.
EpicTangent - Nov 06, 2009 12:24:02 pm PST #29615 of 30000
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
just ask Anna Nicole Smith's ghost what can happen to you then.
I could do a reality show too! Is there a market for a reality show about someone who works full time, goes to school full time, shops at Target, and reads and watches TV a lot? ::tries to think of catchy title for show::
Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:25:10 pm PST #29616 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The REAL Real Life?
Miracleman - Nov 06, 2009 12:28:26 pm PST #29617 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Yeah, yeah, back to Little Shop of Horrors...
(Just kidding. Hugs and, uh, whatever the, uh, the pats thing that, you know, the, uh...yeah.)
I played the Dentist twice. I know, go ahead, gasp with surprise. Once you've gotten over your impressive display of sarcasm, you can come back.
In fact, I have been known (once I get a couple of drinks in me) to do the song. If I have backup singers.
Something to think about for F2F.
Hil R. - Nov 06, 2009 12:32:09 pm PST #29618 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Bleh. I've been feeling kind of blah all day, and my sinuses have been stuffed up, and I was just suddenly hit with a huge wave of "can't focus, can't think, don't wanna move, must sleep." No fever, though, so I don't think it's the flu. Do not like this.
Anne W. - Nov 06, 2009 12:34:29 pm PST #29619 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
{{{{Epic}}}}
Hil, the universe seriously needs to cut you a break.
Toddson - Nov 06, 2009 12:38:29 pm PST #29620 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Joe, ALL last weekend I was earwormed with "Elric the pasty emo". I hope you're VERY HAPPY.
the fact my brain kept replacing "Elric" with "Elmo" didn't help in the least
Burrell - Nov 06, 2009 12:39:43 pm PST #29621 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
A visit from the Healthy Family Members Fairy also would be welcome
Yes please! Not that I'd turn down a winning lottery ticket either.
Miracleman - Nov 06, 2009 12:45:55 pm PST #29622 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I hope you're VERY HAPPY.
Ecstatic.
Here to help, Toddson. Here to help.