Boy, howdy, I'd like that hook-up, too, pleaseandthankyou.

Once I find it, I promise to send you a link.

Y'know, I'm a true believer that money can't buy happiness - but it sure as hell can remove a lot of obstacles to happiness.

(A visit from the Healthy Family Members Fairy also would be welcome)

Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout.

I'd settle for this as Plan B.

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Give me the winning lottery ticket--sugar daddies are all well-and-good, but they can dump you as fast as they find you, and if they die while you're still hooked up, well, just ask Anna Nicole Smith's ghost what can happen to you then.

Once I find it, I promise to send you a link.

Same here!

Me, I just want to win a very big lottery payout.

That would work, too.

just ask Anna Nicole Smith's ghost what can happen to you then.

I could do a reality show too! Is there a market for a reality show about someone who works full time, goes to school full time, shops at Target, and reads and watches TV a lot? ::tries to think of catchy title for show::

The REAL Real Life?

Yeah, yeah, back to Little Shop of Horrors...

(Just kidding. Hugs and, uh, whatever the, uh, the pats thing that, you know, the, uh...yeah.)

I played the Dentist twice. I know, go ahead, gasp with surprise. Once you've gotten over your impressive display of sarcasm, you can come back.

In fact, I have been known (once I get a couple of drinks in me) to do the song. If I have backup singers.

Something to think about for F2F.

Bleh. I've been feeling kind of blah all day, and my sinuses have been stuffed up, and I was just suddenly hit with a huge wave of "can't focus, can't think, don't wanna move, must sleep." No fever, though, so I don't think it's the flu. Do not like this.

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Hil, the universe seriously needs to cut you a break.